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Postby J2thez929 » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:48 pm

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - An angry San Diego topless dancer pulled out a knife and stabbed a customer after he refused a lap dance, police said on Thursday.

Lawanda Dixon, 24, was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon shortly after the altercation with 33-year-old Melik Jordan at the Dream Girls Cabaret early on Wednesday, San Diego police Det. Gary Hassen said.

"He was in the club with some friends watching the shows when she came up and asked if he wanted a lap dance," Hassen said. "He said no, she got upset about it, they argued back and forth. She pulled knife out of her bag and stabbed him."

Dixon was taken into custody and police found methamphetamine in a small metal container in Dixon's bag, Hassen said, adding that she may face drug charges. Officers also confiscated a small folding knife.

Jordan was treated for his injuries and released by a local hospital.


Imagine telling your wife or girlfriend that story :-b
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Postby MadScott » Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:08 pm

LMFAO!

"Honestly honey, she told me that if I said 'no' she would stab me. I didn't have a choice!" :-b

I may use that regardless.
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Postby no1cowboysfan » Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:29 pm

Hahaha... only in San Die... wait, what the Hell? That's here!

My friends like to frequent these places... but I think they're safe. They'd never turn down a lap dance.
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Postby bagobonez » Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:55 pm

On a related note, did anyone hear about the two guys who went to a strip club for the first time?

Evidently they didn't know the rules of the place, because they both went to the VIP room for FORTY SIX STRAIGHT SONGS.

They got ready to leave and the club owner told them how much their bill was. It was something over $2,000. One guy had $500, the other guy had nothing.

They got arrested for using services with no ability to pay, which is a felony.
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Postby CC » Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:38 pm

Was there ever a reason not to?

BTW, I like the sig bago.

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Postby Tiki » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:26 pm

Burned in my brain!

Not that it ever wasn't!
Keep it lit.
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Postby NittanyLions » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:45 pm

LOL, a pimp who doesnt want to be one
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Postby hastur » Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:04 pm

Yet another reason I don't go to strip clubs and such. Those 'girls' are loose-morals, skanky, drug-doing, disease ridden whores. I wouldn't want them touching me!

I know I'm in the %.001 of men. I just don't like the idea...
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Postby bagobonez » Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:10 pm

hastur wrote:Yet another reason I don't go to strip clubs and such. Those 'girls' are loose-morals, skanky, drug-doing, disease ridden whores. I wouldn't want them touching me!

I know I'm in the %.001 of men. I just don't like the idea...


I don't mind looking at them. They're nice eye candy. But you're right, most of them are coke whores and probably disease ridden. I wouldn't touch em with a 10 foot pole.
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Postby bagobonez » Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:11 pm

Canadian_Cheesehead wrote:Was there ever a reason not to?

BTW, I like the sig bago.

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Thanks. I love that movie. "You are not a unique and special snowflake!"
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