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Postby mutantseabass » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:42 pm

I read this a couple of days ago and im still chuckling about it. Thought i would share


Paper Rock Scissors
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no @#%& way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that @#%& up in about 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "Oh @#%&, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."
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Postby hastur » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:47 pm

MSB, your great and I respect ya, but you GOTTA find a hobby... ;-7
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Postby GreatestShowOnEarth » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:50 pm

Now thats hilarious!!! ;-D

Sorta off topic but there are like rock paper scissor legues and tourneys and stuff. Theres all kinds of strategies and what not. its pretty weird. I did a speech on it once and it was pry the funniest thing ever!
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Postby J2thez929 » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:50 pm

mutantseabass wrote:I read this a couple of days ago and im still chuckling about it. Thought i would share


Paper Rock Scissors
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no @#%& way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that @#%& up in about 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "Oh @#%&, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."


Thats gotta be the funniest S#&@ I've read in a long time
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Postby Redskins Win » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:58 pm

mutantseabass wrote:I read this a couple of days ago and im still chuckling about it. Thought i would share


Paper Rock Scissors
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no @#%& way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that @#%& up in about 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "Oh @#%&, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."


Funny he sounds like a pro 3rd grader. But, it's paper covers rock.
Has anyone seen the RPS matches on the 2005 espn poker series. It's pretty funny.
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Postby terpfan » Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:08 pm

hahaha great find... I've always wondered that myself actually.
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Postby Canadian Seahawk » Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:29 pm

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Postby Sixxgunn » Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:37 pm

Screw scissors, I'm going with garden shears!
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Postby Mercer Boy » Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:39 pm

The World Series of Poker had a "Rochambo" (I guess that's the technical name for the game) tournament...I can't wait to see who won that one... ;-7

I have seen RSP tournaments on FSN also...crazy set they are!

I always use bomb...that beats everything! B-)
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Postby Dirt Bag » Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:51 pm

Canadian Seahawk wrote:Paper


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