I read this a couple of days ago and im still chuckling about it. Thought i would share
Paper Rock Scissors
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no @#%& way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that @#%& up in about 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "Oh @#%&, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."
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Sorta off topic but there are like rock paper scissor legues and tourneys and stuff. Theres all kinds of strategies and what not. its pretty weird. I did a speech on it once and it was pry the funniest thing ever!
mutantseabass wrote:I read this a couple of days ago and im still chuckling about it. Thought i would share
Paper Rock Scissors I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no @#%& way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that @#%& up in about 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "Oh @#%&, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."
Thats gotta be the funniest S#&@ I've read in a long time
mutantseabass wrote:I read this a couple of days ago and im still chuckling about it. Thought i would share
Paper Rock Scissors I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no @#%& way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that @#%& up in about 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "Oh @#%&, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."
Funny he sounds like a pro 3rd grader. But, it's paper covers rock.
Has anyone seen the RPS matches on the 2005 espn poker series. It's pretty funny.
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