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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:50 pm

My fiancee bought a LaDanian Tomilinson jersey last week and showed up wearing it in week one. Praise God, we're turning the corner!!!
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Postby Pete123444 » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:04 pm

Dr. Duran Duran wrote:My fiancee bought a LaDanian Tomilinson jersey last week and showed up wearing it in week one. Praise God, we're turning the corner!!!


OK everyone emailed me or I wouldn't ask, Was that all she was wearing??
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Postby Tiki » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:08 pm

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Sixxgunn wrote:Just threaten to withhold sex if she doesn't leave you alone. .... :-?


LMAO HAHAHA Yeah that always works with women ;-D

Why are divorces so expensive?





Because theyre worth it! :-b
Haha! Roastin' on women is hilarious! Cept, you guys do it in different ways than me and friends. :-b ;-D
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Postby Red Stripe » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:15 pm

Its just the nature of women man. They will forever be an obstacle in the life of man, nothing can be too good, if they are going to have boobs and other desirable parts, they have to have something negative about them. Can't live with them, can't live without them.
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Postby dream_017 » Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:28 am

Can't live with 'em....pass the beer nuts
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:21 pm

Pete123444 wrote:
Dr. Duran Duran wrote:My fiancee bought a LaDanian Tomilinson jersey last week and showed up wearing it in week one. Praise God, we're turning the corner!!!


OK everyone emailed me or I wouldn't ask, Was that all she was wearing??


Hehe, that was after the game. O:-)
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Postby anderbudd » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:33 pm

I watched the Pats/Bucs Preseason game with my wife 5 years ago on our honeymoon. She had never paid attention to football. During the game Teddy Bruschi flipped over the offensive line, landed on his bum, then got up and sacked Brad Johnson. Now she loves Bruschi more than me. :~(

She has also destroyed me in fantasy football two years in a row now.

Moral : Be careful what you wish for. Having a wife that doesn't understand football can be miserable. Having one that humiliates you with her knowlege of it is equally painful.
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Postby portisfan24 » Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:56 am

anderbudd wrote:I watched the Pats/Bucs Preseason game with my wife 5 years ago on our honeymoon. She had never paid attention to football. During the game Teddy Bruschi flipped over the offensive line, landed on his bum, then got up and sacked Brad Johnson. Now she loves Bruschi more than me. :~(

She has also destroyed me in fantasy football two years in a row now.

Moral : Be careful what you wish for. Having a wife that doesn't understand football can be miserable. Having one that humiliates you with her knowlege of it is equally painful.



Now she just needs to acquire a liking to beer breath, and you are set!
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Postby awwchrist » Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:05 am

anderbudd wrote:She has also destroyed me in fantasy football two years in a row now.

Moral : Be careful what you wish for. Having a wife that doesn't understand football can be miserable. Having one that humiliates you with her knowlege of it is equally painful.


You and I are in the same boat.

Sundays can be brutal.
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Postby lmcjaho » Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:35 am

awwchrist wrote:
anderbudd wrote:She has also destroyed me in fantasy football two years in a row now.

Moral : Be careful what you wish for. Having a wife that doesn't understand football can be miserable. Having one that humiliates you with her knowlege of it is equally painful.


You and I are in the same boat.

Sundays can be brutal.


WHAT?!?! And I asked YOU for fantasy advice the other day?! :-o

Crap... :-b
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