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Postby awwchrist » Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:51 am

The wife said Smith. I said Anderson.

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Postby lmcjaho » Thu Sep 15, 2005 3:43 am

awwchrist wrote:The wife said Smith. I said Anderson.
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That's great - my wife said "Anybody but a Patriot - I don't want you jinxing my team" - I think she picked them just because I hated them so much...
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Postby anderbudd » Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:04 am

lmcjaho wrote:
WHAT?!?! And I asked YOU for fantasy advice the other day?! :-o

Crap... :-b


You did? I don't recall that. All I remember is you knocking me because I spent 20% of the Toads salary on Jones and MaGahee in GDR!

Was my advice good? Was that the advice I told you about picking up Mike Anderson because he was sure fire this year?

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Postby anderbudd » Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:06 am

portisfan24 wrote:Now she just needs to acquire a liking to beer breath, and you are set!


I am working on that, my friend. Give me another ten years.

. . .

Perhaps I should stop drunk drafting. What do you think?
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Postby ABC » Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:35 pm

Free Bagel wrote:Why is it that I've spent the last 6 months telling my girlfriend that I will be unavailable on Sundays once football season starts, reminding her every week, yet here we are in week ONE and we're already headed out to see her parents during the second round of games?

WHY DO THEY NOT UNDERSTAND?!??!?!

Gotta put the ring on her finger!! ha ha ha ha!! ;-D
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Postby MadScott » Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:39 pm

Free Bagel wrote:Why is it that I've spent the last 6 months telling my girlfriend that I will be unavailable on Sundays once football season starts, reminding her every week, yet here we are in week ONE and we're already headed out to see her parents during the second round of games?

WHY DO THEY NOT UNDERSTAND?!??!?!


:-b

What she heard when you told her that: "blah blah blah blah going to parents house." Now this is very similar to the: "blah blah blah blah sex...." that is heard when wives talk. Unfortunately it is a life long simptom that occurs once the wedding band is placed on the finger. Unfortunately there is no cure for the condition at this time but we are hoping to get Jerry Lewis to run a fund raiser to help find a cure. :-b
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Postby mutantseabass » Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:06 pm

Ill give you the worlds shortest fairy tale,

Man meets woman, man asks woman to marry him, woman says no, man lives happily ever after hunting, fishing, drinking beer, watching football whenever he wants.
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Postby Flockers » Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:21 pm

mutantseabass wrote:Ill give you the worlds shortest fairy tale,

Man meets woman, man asks woman to marry him, woman says no, man lives happily ever after hunting, fishing, drinking beer, watching football whenever he wants.


And becomes very attached to his hand. :-)
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Postby Tiki » Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:45 pm

Flockers wrote:
mutantseabass wrote:Ill give you the worlds shortest fairy tale,

Man meets woman, man asks woman to marry him, woman says no, man lives happily ever after hunting, fishing, drinking beer, watching football whenever he wants.


And becomes very attached to his hand. :-)
Or hookers O:-)
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Postby mutantseabass » Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:47 pm

Flockers wrote:
mutantseabass wrote:Ill give you the worlds shortest fairy tale,

Man meets woman, man asks woman to marry him, woman says no, man lives happily ever after hunting, fishing, drinking beer, watching football whenever he wants.


And becomes very attached to his hand. :-)


What do you think married life is like?? ;-)
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