Well, this one is a peach.
I got one in the morning on my way to school when I was 16. Overslept, and went way to fast and got nailed. I was going 56 in a 35, and the cop gave me a break on it, but I still got a ticket. I forget what he wrote me up for though..
Then after figuring out I would just go to the courthouse to pay it after school we got hit with an icestorm, and sure enough rear ended the car in front of me on the way to do it. So to make it worse, that was another ticket a 'too fast for the conditions' one.
The cop didn't have to go far to give me the ticket this time either, he was the car I hit. And to add to the "isn't it ironic" theme, it was the same guy who wrote me up in the morning.
To this day, haven't been in an accident or speeding ticket since...Knock on wood.