We're on the "Don't Call List" in FL, so we rarely get those annoying calls, but I must admit I kind of miss giving those bastards a hard time....
I had a cousin who would say the most evil things you ever heard to telemarketers.... He was forever picking up the phone, and we'd here him say:
"Look lady, I'm busy beating my meat right now, so unless you want to act as a receptacle, you're going to have to call me back later..."
"Thank You for calling the Aryan Nations World Headquarters where every day is a good day to celebrate the Fuhrer, how may I direct your call?"
"May your children be born with Downs Syndrome and your husband catch Syphillis from a leprotic hooker..."
etc... etc... etc...
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