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Postby mutantseabass » Thu Sep 15, 2005 9:41 pm

If you do this is the gadget for you.

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Link to the demonstration of the telecrapper 2000
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Postby PackerAttack84 » Thu Sep 15, 2005 9:48 pm

In Wisconsin we have something called the "No-Call List" Telemarketers never call anymore.
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Postby mutantseabass » Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:18 pm

PackerAttack84 wrote:In Wisconsin we have something called the "No-Call List" Telemarketers never call anymore.


We have that here in Michigan too, doesnt seem to stop them here. Theres ways around every law.
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Postby Mercer Boy » Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:35 pm

BAHAHAHAHAH! ;-D ;-D You have to watch the demostration! :-b

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Postby Plindsey88 » Fri Sep 16, 2005 7:41 am

We're on the "Don't Call List" in FL, so we rarely get those annoying calls, but I must admit I kind of miss giving those bastards a hard time....

I had a cousin who would say the most evil things you ever heard to telemarketers.... He was forever picking up the phone, and we'd here him say:

"Look lady, I'm busy beating my meat right now, so unless you want to act as a receptacle, you're going to have to call me back later..."

"Thank You for calling the Aryan Nations World Headquarters where every day is a good day to celebrate the Fuhrer, how may I direct your call?"

"May your children be born with Downs Syndrome and your husband catch Syphillis from a leprotic hooker..."

etc... etc... etc...
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Postby hastur » Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:16 am

LOL that is ingenious!

Before there was a "do not call" list, my parents hit on an idea that I always used. Whatever it is they are selling, take that item away. For instance, if they are selling a subscription to a newspaper, tell them you are illiterate. If they are selling gutters for your home, tell them you live in a cardboard box. If they are selling shoes, tell them you have no feet. There is nothing they can do.
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Postby Homeless » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:49 am

I think I recall seeing or hearing that the no call list is going to be overturned and removed. (No kidding)
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Postby Goatwhacker » Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:45 pm

LOL, the demo is great. My hip hurts.
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Postby Atog » Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:54 pm

I currently don't have the capacity to watch the demo, but back in the day I'd have long conversations with the telemarketers. Good times... Almost makes me regret signing up for the no-call list.
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Postby TTTBone » Fri Sep 16, 2005 5:55 pm

Or if you want to make some quick cash, you can always sue them.
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