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Postby Plindsey88 » Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:27 pm

Personally, I would get drunk, kick his ass, and then blame it on the booze....
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Postby Kensat30 » Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:57 pm

Go sleep with his wife/girlfriend/mom and blame the pictures/video tape on the booze.
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Postby Plindsey88 » Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:59 pm

Kensat30 wrote:Go sleep with his wife and blame it on the booze.



Another excellent option....

Getting him drunk, hiring him a hooker, taking pictures, and mailing the pictures to his wife or girlfriend would also be a good choice...
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Postby Sixxgunn » Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:59 pm

Plindsey88 wrote:Personally, I would get drunk, kick his ass, and then blame it on the booze....


Better yet, I would donkey punch him and say to his face, "That's for being a low life scum sucking crap-ass commissioner, and there's more to come if you don't knock it off jerk-wad!"
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Postby Plindsey88 » Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:15 pm

Sixxgunn wrote:
Plindsey88 wrote:Personally, I would get drunk, kick his ass, and then blame it on the booze....


Better yet, I would donkey punch him and say to his face, "That's for being a low life scum sucking crap-ass commissioner, and there's more to come if you don't knock it off jerk-wad!"



Or that....
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Postby gablefan » Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:27 pm

Funny...but where I come from a guy never, under any circumstances, wants to "Donkey Punch" another guy!
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Postby Sixxgunn » Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:46 pm

gablefan wrote:Funny...but where I come from a guy never, under any circumstances, wants to "Donkey Punch" another guy!


:-] That wasn't meant in the literal sense. Sometimes I forget that this isn't my group of friends, and our humor isn't necessarily viewed as "normal" elsewhere....it's something one of the guys has been saying ever since he heard the phrase, and now it's kind of one of those things you catch yourself saying without thinking.
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Postby Redskins Win » Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:06 pm

Sixxgunn wrote:
Plindsey88 wrote:Personally, I would get drunk, kick his ass, and then blame it on the booze....


Better yet, I would donkey punch him and say to his face, "That's for being a low life scum sucking crap-ass commissioner, and there's more to come if you don't knock it off jerk-wad!"


I don't think you are grasping what exactly a donkey punch involves.
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Postby Santana » Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:11 pm

If someone accidently clicks yes on a trade but says right away they didn't want to do it, we always let that slide. No one should be forced to make a trade they haven't totally thought out. But other than that, I say you play within the system established. If you forgot to draft a TE or DEF, well that is a stupid mistake, and you're gonna have to wait until they clear waivers. I'd bug him about this for sure. It doesn't seem like malicious intent, but it does seem dumb.
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