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Postby cwebb » Wed May 29, 2002 5:02 pm

Okay, we all know about Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala... but one of my fantasy teams once featured DL Tom Tumulty. Couldn't have chosen a better job!

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Postby Arlo » Thu May 30, 2002 7:45 am

I had a guy called Chris Webber on my team once! 8-)
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Postby Chris » Wed Jul 24, 2002 9:56 am

Anyone ever hear of former Detroit Tiger Rusty Kuntz? Now that one takes the cake!
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Postby cwebb » Wed Jul 24, 2002 10:11 pm

Rusty Kuntz? You gotta be kidding me... %-6
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Postby joe_montana » Thu Sep 05, 2002 11:28 pm

Winifred Tubbs. BIG linebacker for the Niners. It's no Rusty Kuntz, but I think it is pretty good.
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Postby Petey » Tue Sep 10, 2002 11:44 am

Actually, Rusty Kuntz was pronounced Koontz, but it's funnier the other way. Another Detroit guy, the Lion of a few weeks back.

Harry Colon- why any parent with the name Colon would name their kid Harry is beyond me. And why not Harold? Oh well.
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Postby Chim-Chim » Wed Oct 02, 2002 8:24 pm

It's gotta be Dick Butkis(Butkus) :-)
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Postby joester » Tue Dec 03, 2002 5:55 pm

A guy I used to know had the name Holden Cox.
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Postby The Dux » Tue Jan 07, 2003 3:42 pm

How About KINA TURNER from the 49ers?
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Postby JayM09 » Sun Jan 12, 2003 11:02 pm

this isnt a football related name, but i have to tell you guys this.

my girlfriend is going to school to become a radiology tech, and to gain some experience, she works in the radiology dept at the local hospital. one day she said a woman came in needing an x-ray, and her name was Nita Dick. I nearly fell down laughing so hard. I just had to share that with you guys. :-D
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