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Postby ScreamingWeasel » Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:13 pm

It's perfectly clear at this point that Peyton Manning
has been kidnapped by aliens and is currently abord
the Mother Ship undergoing various excruciating experiments
while his replicant replacement has been programmed
to sabotage the Colt's season.
Incidious!

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The real Peyton Manning?
Or alien replicant?
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Postby Cornbread Maxwell » Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:28 pm

Those people at Gatorade really take their testing seriously then I guess. :-b

Dont worry Wheezy - Im sure they will return him just in time for our matchup. :~(
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Postby ScreamingWeasel » Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:42 pm

Cornbread Maxwell wrote:Those people at Gatorade really take their testing seriously then I guess. :-b

Zero TDs the last 2 weeks is faaaaar beyond the corporate power of Stokley-VanCamp and Gatorade.

However unlikely, there must be another explanation:
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Postby Justifiable_Sin » Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:50 pm

outside of tossing a few touchdowns in a game, how will we know when the real Peyton has returned ??? perhaps by the fact he flinches every time a teammate pats him on the ass ???

Dammit !!!! where is Mulder and Scully when ya really need them ????
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Postby mystykoekaki » Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:56 pm

Peyton Manning wont be back unless they face an offense that can score on them, otherwise keep expecting their defense to limit scoring and look for them to run the ball to control the game.
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Postby Redskins Win » Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:58 pm

I think he should be checked for alien anal probes, and fire shooting from his bum hole.

that guy is feaking killing

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Postby ScreamingWeasel » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:01 pm

Justifiable_Sin wrote:... how will we know when the real Peyton has returned ???
Dammit !!!! where is Mulder and Scully when ya really need them ????


Exactly, J_S.
Exactly what I have been asking myself.
I am 1-2 because of this conspiracy, and it's time to call in the real experts.

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Re: Peyton Manning Kidnapped By Aliens

Postby mikus » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:24 pm

ScreamingWeasel wrote:his replicant replacement has been programmed
to sabotage the Colt's season.


and by "sabotage" you mean win all their games (at least so far) right?
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Re: Peyton Manning Kidnapped By Aliens

Postby mystykoekaki » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:25 pm

mikus wrote:
ScreamingWeasel wrote:his replicant replacement has been programmed
to sabotage the Colt's season.


and by "sabotage" you mean win all their games (at least so far) right?


Yeah exactly!
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Re: Peyton Manning Kidnapped By Aliens

Postby ScreamingWeasel » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:33 pm

mikus wrote:... and by "sabotage" you mean win all their games (at least so far) right?

OK. OK.
The Colt's Fantasy season at QB, WR and TE
due to Manning's abduction and replacement by:
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It's a serious situation.
I'd call Homeland Security and FEMA ... but ...
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