Peyton Manning Kidnapped By Aliens

[ScreamingWeasel]

It's perfectly clear at this point that Peyton Manning
has been kidnapped by aliens and is currently abord
the Mother Ship undergoing various excruciating experiments
while his replicant replacement has been programmed
to sabotage the Colt's season.
Incidious!


The real Peyton Manning?
Or alien replicant?

[Cornbread Maxwell]

Those people at Gatorade really take their testing seriously then I guess.

Dont worry Wheezy - Im sure they will return him just in time for our matchup.

[ScreamingWeasel]

Those people at Gatorade really take their testing seriously then I guess.

Zero TDs the last 2 weeks is faaaaar beyond the corporate power of Stokley-VanCamp and Gatorade.

However unlikely, there must be another explanation:


"The truth is out there"

[Justifiable_Sin]

outside of tossing a few touchdowns in a game, how will we know when the real Peyton has returned ??? perhaps by the fact he flinches every time a teammate pats him on the ass ???

Dammit !!!! where is Mulder and Scully when ya really need them ????

[mystykoekaki]

Peyton Manning wont be back unless they face an offense that can score on them, otherwise keep expecting their defense to limit scoring and look for them to run the ball to control the game.

[Redskins Win]

I think he should be checked for alien anal probes, and fire shooting from his bum hole.

that guy is feaking killing

Where o' where can my little peyton be
O'where o' where can he be

[ScreamingWeasel]

... how will we know when the real Peyton has returned ???
Dammit !!!! where is Mulder and Scully when ya really need them ????

Exactly, J_S.
Exactly what I have been asking myself.
I am 1-2 because of this conspiracy, and it's time to call in the real experts.

[mikus]

his replicant replacement has been programmed
to sabotage the Colt's season.

and by "sabotage" you mean win all their games (at least so far) right?

[mystykoekaki]

his replicant replacement has been programmed
to sabotage the Colt's season.

and by "sabotage" you mean win all their games (at least so far) right?

Yeah exactly!

[ScreamingWeasel]

... and by "sabotage" you mean win all their games (at least so far) right?

OK. OK.
The Colt's Fantasy season at QB, WR and TE
due to Manning's abduction and replacement by:


It's a serious situation.
I'd call Homeland Security and FEMA ... but ...