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Postby mikus » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:45 pm

you should probably call FEMA and tell them, they'd probably cut you a check for $2K
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Postby WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:48 pm

mystykoekaki wrote:Peyton Manning wont be back unless they face an offense that can score on them, otherwise keep expecting their defense to limit scoring and look for them to run the ball to control the game.


even if/when he comes back he will NEVER throw for close to 50 td's again. everyone who drafted him at the 1.1 was smoking rock or compeltely ignoring all common sense. mannings career avg is 4000 and 26-30 TD's which he should end up right around with this season (probably closer to the 26 end since the D is playing so well).

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Postby mystykoekaki » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:51 pm

I concur. I dont think picking Manning ahead of a Tomlinson or Alexander was such a great idea myself. Its very hard to get a awesome RB but its pretty easy to get a productive QB. Just glad I didnt pick him :-)
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Postby ScreamingWeasel » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:53 pm

mikus wrote:you should probably call FEMA and tell them, they'd probably cut you a check for $2K

I'd have to wait in line for 8 hours without food or water, only to be told I was in the wrong line.
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Postby Pete123444 » Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:55 pm

It wasn't aliens. Haven't you heard of "the Dream"? Ray Lewis has him and he put in a replacement guy until the Colts are officially out of the playoffs.

I'd like to see that preseason P Manning TD prediction thread.
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Postby Cornbread Maxwell » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:00 am

Pete123444 wrote:I'd like to see that preseason P Manning TD prediction thread.


I said 30-35 and I thought that was generous.
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Postby moochman » Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:37 am

Further investigation into the Where's Peyton files led me on an extensive search for photos, an unhealthy endeavor to say the least.

My search for Madden, Play Station, SI for possible links to various curses led only to a disproportionate number of milk carton sightings.

I was unable to access Tony Dungy's basement due to a surprizingly stout defeners.
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Postby mutantseabass » Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:47 am

The good news for you Manning owners is that i have to play against him in two of my money leagues this week. You should be expecting a huge week from him.
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