All-time fantasy contingent team...

[Wesley Walker]

QB: Brett Favre, best all-time if he could play only on Monday night.

RB: Clinton Portis, if the offensive line would always be healthy and his lead blocker would always be awesome and his offensive scheme would always be perfectly suited to him having monster games.

WR: Daryl Boston, if he weren't such a jackass and a waste of talent.

TE: Chris Anderson, if he'd just live up to the expectations of all the people who picked him up after Week 1 2005.

K: Neil Rackers, if he could always play at 7300 ft of elevation, and maybe get 10 fantasy pts for putting the kick-off between the uprights.

D: Any, if they could play against the Cards every week.

And of course we all realize that these contingencies are just that, contingencies. Or do we? Neil Rackers is currently among the hottest pick-ups in Yahoo's fantasy football right now.

[Mercer Boy]

I think you mean David Boston and Courtney Anderson.

Yeah, you can't count on this stuff happening all year. If the ARZ offense starts to score TD's or if they start to really falter, Rackers will not be getting 4 FG's a game.

You can't ignore production, though...that's why these guys are being picked up.

[Wesley Walker]

I think you mean David Boston and Courtney Anderson.

Yeah, you can't count on this stuff happening all year. If the ARZ offense starts to score TD's or if they start to really falter, Rackers will not be getting 4 FG's a game.

You can't ignore production, though...that's why these guys are being picked up.

Who's Daryl Boston?

[Wesley Walker]

Oh, him.

[fishsauce9]

Hillarious!!!! Sadly, I had the baseball card too. '87 Topps had very little value unfortunately cause they overproduced them...

[Wesley Walker]

Hillarious!!!! Sadly, I had the baseball card too. '87 Topps had very little value unfortunately cause they overproduced them...

Yeah but one Daryl Boston is worth like 5 Honus Wagners, right?

[Wesley Walker]

You can't ignore production, though...that's why these guys are being picked up.

My point is, until some NFL team starts playing their home games at 7300 ft elevation, you can ignore production under those circumstances when it's a kicker.

[skibrett15]

I am going to say this one last time. Rackers has plenty of leg. The elevation did not help him make those kicks. None were from beyond 50, and he's made 50 and 54 this year. The necessary accuracy from those distances doesn't change with elevation. I suppose you could make the point that he didn't need to kick it as hard, so he could be more accurate, but I'm pretty sure that's not very true either. And Elam does kick at 1 mile high, thats a pretty big deal.

[FFPlayinMoFo]

Billy Volek, if only Mcnair could stay hurt and the Titans defense would stop tackling people

[Bennett4prez]

Kellen Winslow II... if he wasn't a dumbass.