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Postby tomas21 » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:17 pm

i have ocular migraines, and i'm a doctor, so i can comment on curtis.
most people don't get the headache with ocular migraines. what they have is a sprakly, strobe-like flickering shape in their visual field that lasts 15 minutes or so. dehydration is a big trigger, as is heavy exercise.
this shouldn't affect him in any way from a fantasy persepctive or a football perspective going forward.
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Postby s0meguy » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:59 pm

JC Fighter what do you have against smoking, honestly, it bugs me every time I see your sig
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Postby Warhawk » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:10 pm

Breaking News!

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The Rams have begun to force feed wide receiver Kevin Curtis carrots today as part of an attempt to counteract his vision problems and prepare him for the game against the Seahawks on Sunday. According to his agent, Curtis 'is pissed off' about this turn of events and said 'vegtables suck'.

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Curtis' vision should be much improved on Sunday, and therefore should be an excellent start. Be careful, however, if he is fed too many carrots the night before the game, as he may end up replacing his vision problems with bowel issues.

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Postby Big Pimpin' » Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:47 pm

Warhawk wrote:Breaking News!

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The Rams have begun to force feed wide receiver Kevin Curtis carrots today as part of an attempt to counteract his vision problems and prepare him for the game against the Seahawks on Sunday. According to his agent, Curtis 'is pissed off' about this turn of events and said 'vegtables suck'.

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Curtis' vision should be much improved on Sunday, and therefore should be an excellent start. Be careful, however, if he is fed too many carrots the night before the game, as he may end up replacing his vision problems with bowel issues.

;-D



friggin great!!!
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Postby Homeless » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:42 pm

LOL, great thread. ;-D
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Postby GreatestShowOnEarth » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:45 pm

still would rather have the slot wr in McDonald this week.. or at least until bruce comes back...
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Postby 77racing » Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:00 pm

Agreed 100% Mc Donald in the MAN the heck with Curtis
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Postby benjapage » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:47 pm

mcdonald will not approach curtis' numbers this week.

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Postby 77racing » Sat Oct 08, 2005 8:21 am

LOL
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Postby drivebytruckers » Sat Oct 08, 2005 8:33 am

s0meguy wrote:JC Fighter what do you have against smoking, honestly, it bugs me every time I see your sig


Same here it's annoying.
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