Seriously. I see them everywhere. Articles? NFL.com? Posts? All there. These unnecessary actions are destroying my mind, as well as those of other football fans. The Problem?
Cadillac Williams puns.
Seriously, we understand that he has a nickname, and that his job as a running back somewhat puts him in a situation of comparison with being a car. He has a real name, too. It's Carnell. Ok? We get the puns. Ha, ha, ha. Now stop.
(PS: This also includes puns for other football players, such as both Mosses and Tatum Bell.)