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Postby knapplc » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:57 pm

Dazedncnfz wrote:Your question was answered, and if you weren’t being so anal about it you would see that...we are trying to do you a favor and tell you NOT TO EVEN bother looking at their picks...they are the worst and may influence you in the wrong way...

but hey if you want to waste your time waiting for H&V web page to come up just so you can have an "opinion to use" by all means go right ahead...but do yourself a favor and learn to read between the lines...cause no one in here will ever loose sleep about a post they made.


Speaking of reading between the lines - my post to Plindsey was a joke.

Lighten up, Francis! ;-7
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Postby bagobonez » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:19 pm

knapplc wrote:
Plindsey88 wrote:
knapplc wrote:Worthless or not, they're yet another opinion to use. So are you reading them every week or not?



I wouldn't dare.... You're better off throwing darts at your roster, and seeing what comes up....


Man, all I'm asking is if people are able to access their predictions. I'm not asking if you think they're good predictors or bad predictors or if you think they're more accurate than a fart launched into a stiff breeze.

If you don't read them, why bother answering? Do you think that was helpful?

Do you?

Do you really?

And I mean REALLY?

Aren't you going to feel bad now that you've wasted my time with your answer?

Aren't you going to go home tonight, lay in bed and think, "Geez, that was a really crummy thing to do to Knapplc today. He thought he was getting a good answer to his question, but all he got was my attempt at humor."

You'll feel bad about it, you'll toss a bit and turn some more, and then sometime, maybe around 3am, you'll drift off to a restless slumber.

You'll wake up tomorrow still feeling guilty. You'll consider apologizing, but you won't. You'll look back at this thread to see if someone with a real answer posted, hoping to feel a little bit better vicariously through them, but it won't help.

You'll probably be seeking therapy over your unremitted guilt in a couple of weeks.

Your hair will lose color, some will fall out. You'll stop caring about your appearance. Your job will suffer. Your diet will suffer. You may become slightly impotent.

All because you gave a flippant answer to an extremely important question.

Is that what you were hoping to accomplish here, Plindsey?

If that's really your name...


lmao... nice one. ;-D
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Postby cadet58 » Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:29 pm

I have been able to access them but I have to click on one of my players and then use the link off that page to get to them.
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Postby jdogg_ffc » Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:45 pm

Its true that your best off to not even read their junk picks.

They will def. put your ship on the reef.

Believe me I know.
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Postby knapplc » Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:40 pm

jdogg_ffc wrote:Its true that your best off to not even read their junk picks.

They will def. put your ship on the reef.

Believe me I know.


It's kind of like reading a horoscope - you know it's not real advice, it's just a diversion.

I think of H&V as football-related entertainment.

And no, I don't read horoscopes. ;-)
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Postby Azrael » Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:43 pm

Once again, more experts who know nothing.
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Postby The Great Gambini » Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:43 pm

Not a shot at anyone in here, but is it just me or has it seemed like the Cafe is so high-tension lately? It seems like every post has some sort of argument...it's just fantasy football guys. I love it as much as the next guy, believe me - I wouldn't be on here if I didn't - but there's no need for any personal jabs. Don't get offended, because I know you were just kidding knapplc, but I wish some people would just sort of chill.
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Postby knapplc » Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:49 pm

I've noticed the same thing. I was a bit surprised by a couple of the responses to this post, especially when it seemed (to me at least) that I was obviously trying to make a joke.

I have no idea why people would get so tense over this stuff. I just hope I'm not coming across that way, too. :-o :*)
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Postby CC » Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:53 pm

If it makes you feel any better, I thought your reply was pretty funny.

P.S. Hector and Victor suck.
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Postby knapplc » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:12 pm

Canadian_Cheesehead wrote:If it makes you feel any better, I thought your reply was pretty funny.

P.S. Hector and Victor suck.


Thanks, it does!! ;-D :-D
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