Write about how many freaking penalties they've been this here and what fantasy football would be like if penalties that were called on your players gave you negative points. Of course, if points for IDPs were higher and you drafted O-Line units, it'd have a very large effect.
It'd make a fairly interesting piece to write about possibilities in FF, such as the one above.
"The son of Bobby Bowden once again proved he's as predictable as a Julia Roberts' movie.
And upon further review, just as sappy, too."
-Naples Daily News