Week 8 precap - Fantasy Football Cafe 2014 Fantasy Football Cafe


Return to Football Talk

Week 8 precap

Moderator: Football Moderators

Week 8 precap

Postby Goatwhacker » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:03 am

I always enjoy the pigskin addiction site but this guy outdid himself this week. The week in preview:

http://www.pigskinaddiction.com/2005/08/Fri/default.asp
Goatwhacker
General Manager
General Manager

User avatar

Posts: 3010
Joined: 25 Sep 2004
Home Cafe: Football
Location: Flyover Country

Postby Sixxgunn » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:13 am

The gods had a giggle last weekend as the evil-rat-faced-deceiving-backstabbing-coniving-soulless-little-poop-eating-baby-shatching-dog-kicking-retarded-bastard Shannahan


Classic! ;-D
[url=http://imageshack.us][img]http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/1065/sixgunn7ao0rc.jpg[/img][/url]
Sixxgunn
General Manager
General Manager

User avatar

Posts: 4887
(Past Year: 3)
Joined: 20 Jul 2004
Home Cafe: Football
Location: Who?

Postby logan » Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:36 pm

The Packers somehow find a healthy running back and put him in the lineup, where he spontaneously combusts during the opening coin flip.


gotta love spinal tap references. ;-D
Image
logan
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
CafeholicCafe RankerMock(ing) DrafterCafe Blackjack Weekly Winner
Posts: 7273
(Past Year: 12)
Joined: 4 Jun 2004
Home Cafe: Football

Postby jayday » Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:58 pm

those guys are always great....
jayday
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
CafeholicFantasy ExpertCafe RankerGraphics ExpertMock(ing) DrafterEagle EyePick 3 Weekly WinnerCafe Blackjack Weekly WinnerLucky Ladders Weekly Winner
Posts: 5459
(Past Year: 8)
Joined: 14 Aug 2005
Home Cafe: Football

Postby Cornbread Maxwell » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:05 pm

Now this is funny:

Pigskin Addiction wrote:BD’s Take: The Lions go for a psychological advantage as they show up in their newly designed, Garthia approved pink and green uniforms with Velcro ass-flaps (easy access). Roy Williams sprains his scrotum and misses another 5 weeks as he pisses and moans. Happy day Garthia is there to suck out the poison. The Bears bring in the big and scary defensive guns and beat the Lions like they stole something. In days of yore they put together a handbook of how to whoop a man’s ass, now the Bears get to write their own chapter.
Cornbread Maxwell
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
Fantasy ExpertSweet 16 Survivor
Posts: 5924
Joined: 7 Jul 2003
Home Cafe: Football

Postby Cornbread Maxwell » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:18 pm

Ive got to post some more choice nuggets. BD is on a role this week...

Hear the crowd gasp as LJ fumbles for the 20th time this season and the coach STILL doesn’t bench his ass for being an butt goblin.


on TB vs SF:
I thought the Geneva Convention banned the act of torture and atrocity way back in the early 1900’s!


BUF v NE
Were I Deion Branch I’d dress up like a freakin’ Pepsi machine in the hopes of getting noticed.


GB v CIN
The Bengals take this as an auspicious sign and proceed to bend the Packers over and hate-bang them until the network switches the game over to re-runs of “America’s Funniest Yeast Infections – The Explosive Ones!”


:-b :-b :-b
Cornbread Maxwell
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
Fantasy ExpertSweet 16 Survivor
Posts: 5924
Joined: 7 Jul 2003
Home Cafe: Football


Return to Football Talk

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 6 guests

Forums Articles & Tips Start & Sit Sleepers Rankings Leagues


Get Ready...
The 2014 NFL season kicks off in 20:55 hours
(and 43 days)
2014 NFL Schedule


  • Fantasy Football
  • Article Submissions
  • Privacy Statement
  • Site Survey 
  • Contact