Week 8 precap

[Goatwhacker]

I always enjoy the pigskin addiction site but this guy outdid himself this week. The week in preview:

http://www.pigskinaddiction.com/2005/08/Fri/default.asp

[Sixxgunn]

The gods had a giggle last weekend as the evil-rat-faced-deceiving-backstabbing-coniving-soulless-little-poop-eating-baby-shatching-dog-kicking-retarded-bastard Shannahan

Classic!

[logan]

The Packers somehow find a healthy running back and put him in the lineup, where he spontaneously combusts during the opening coin flip.

gotta love spinal tap references.

[jayday]

those guys are always great....

[Cornbread Maxwell]

Now this is funny:

BD’s Take: The Lions go for a psychological advantage as they show up in their newly designed, Garthia approved pink and green uniforms with Velcro ass-flaps (easy access). Roy Williams sprains his scrotum and misses another 5 weeks as he pisses and moans. Happy day Garthia is there to suck out the poison. The Bears bring in the big and scary defensive guns and beat the Lions like they stole something. In days of yore they put together a handbook of how to whoop a man’s ass, now the Bears get to write their own chapter.

[Cornbread Maxwell]

Ive got to post some more choice nuggets. BD is on a role this week...

Hear the crowd gasp as LJ fumbles for the 20th time this season and the coach STILL doesn’t bench his ass for being an butt goblin.

on TB vs SF:

I thought the Geneva Convention banned the act of torture and atrocity way back in the early 1900’s!

BUF v NE

Were I Deion Branch I’d dress up like a freakin’ Pepsi machine in the hopes of getting noticed.

GB v CIN

The Bengals take this as an auspicious sign and proceed to bend the Packers over and hate-bang them until the network switches the game over to re-runs of “America’s Funniest Yeast Infections – The Explosive Ones!”