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Postby jayday » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:05 pm

FantasyFutballGuru13 wrote:
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Homeless wrote:Errr, close the bedroom door, call animal welfare (or whoever) and have them take care of it! :-o

Tut tut tut Homey ... how manly is that? :-)
Actually a 5 point is not that big, kinda like a big dog with antlers.


Sort of true, but when they get to kicking watch out.

I could still take one with my bare hands, and blindfolded :-o
turkeys aren't all that big, but once you put a couple pellets in em' form 30 yards, then go to wrestle down so they dont flop away, they will kick and spur the heck out of you, ive got a few scars from em'...they aint much bigger than a dog, if that, so...

yea turkeys can be tricky.....but you cant compare them and a 5 point.....a deer could easily kill you if it caught you w/ its hooves just right....

heck a 5 point probably outweighs you....
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Postby PACKman1144 » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:05 pm

8-o 8-o 8-o 8-o 8-o 8-o

That's incredible. You talk about having some balls. Holy crap thats insane.
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Postby Tiki » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:23 pm

It took him 40 mins! That must've been exhausting! :-o
Keep it lit.
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Postby BeefSandwiches » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:26 pm

His grandkids grandkids will be telling that story forever. Hell, I'LL be telling that story at a bar tonight...
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:18 pm

damn 8-o
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Postby creamdoorthirtyniner » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:37 pm

Only in Arkansas ;-7 ...
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Postby Lushcrush » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:05 pm

Sixxgunn wrote:
Lushcrush wrote:
Homeless wrote:Errr, close the bedroom door, call animal welfare (or whoever) and have them take care of it! :-o

Tut tut tut Homey ... how manly is that? :-)
Actually a 5 point is not that big, kinda like a big dog with antlers.


I looked up some stories involving 5 points to get a reference on weight, and it comes to about 180 lbs or so. That's about my size, but wild as hell with hooves and horns to boot! Wow....how cool would it be to have hooves and horns......I would win sooo many bar fights... :-B

My neighbor shot a 5 point last Friday afternoon and brought it over so I could take some pictures of it for him.
We wanted to reposition it in the truck so he grabbed both front legs with one hand and the rear legs with the other hand, and easily lifted it up and moved it. It was way shy of 180 pounds. Don't let 5 points throw you off ... it's more the spread of the antlers that corresponds with size, not the number of points. You get some that are big and some that are not with the same number of points.
My money says this guy strangled Bambi ... a big deer would have beat him down in a heartbeat.
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Postby footballchick23 » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:57 pm

Some guy in San Diego just got killed by a deer...pretty gnarly injuries...
http://cbs5.com/watercooler/local_story_293110222.html

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