Sixxgunn wrote:With all the money these guys make, you'd think ONE of them might be smart enough to say "Hey, why don't we just hire other people to take care of this stuff? You know, professionals?".
definitely gotta call in the Wolf in these situations.
Winston Wolf wrote:The Wolf: You must be Daunte, which would make you Fred Smoot. Let's get down to brass tacks, gentlemen. If I was informed correctly, the clock is ticking, is that right, Mr. Bennett? Mr. Bennett: Uh, one hundred percent. The Wolf: Your wife... Bonnie comes home at 9:30 in the AM, is that right? Mr. Bennett: Uh-huh. The Wolf: I was led to believe that if she comes home and finds us here, she wouldn't appreciate it none too much? Mr. Bennett: [laughing] She wouldn't at that. The Wolf: That gives us exactly... forty minutes to get the f*** out of Dodge. Which, if you do what I say when I say it, should be plenty. Now, you've got sex toys in a car, plus a porn star's name on a list, in an Escalade. Take me to it.
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Redskins Win wrote:Really, when is it illegal to fly in a bunch of hot dirty women to entertain and have concentual sex.
When money exchanges hands....
It's called prostitution... Just because you fly the hookers in, doesn't make them any less hookers....
Yeah I know but still I think this whole thing is blown way out of proportion.
Some dirty dumpster diving news HO is trying to bust a football players party, that may have included prostitution. Please . . . I'm sure minneapolis has enough real crime to report on.
Hypothetical: If you buy a lap dance, and then bang the dancer later on is that prostitution?
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Redskins Win wrote:Really, when is it illegal to fly in a bunch of hot dirty women to entertain and have concentual sex.
When money exchanges hands....
It's called prostitution... Just because you fly the hookers in, doesn't make them any less hookers....
Yeah I know but still I think this whole thing is blown way out of proportion.
Some dirty dumpster diving news HO is trying to bust a football players party, that may have included prostitution. Please . . . I'm sure minneapolis has enough real crime to report on.
Hypothetical: If you buy a lap dance, and then bang the dancer later on is that prostitution?
It would probably depend on how much you paid for the lap dance... If a district attorney could convince a jury that enough money was paid for the dance that the sex act was an implied part of the deal, then yes, it would be considered prostitution....
If you paid the girl $20 for the dance, then later that night met up with her at another bar, had some drinks, and went home together, that would probably not be considered prostitution...
If you paid the girl $10,000 and flew her from Las Vegas to your houseboat party, and she gave you a dance and a roll in the hay, then, yes, that would most certainly be considered prostitution....
Redskins Win wrote:Really, when is it illegal to fly in a bunch of hot dirty women to entertain and have concentual sex.
When money exchanges hands....
It's called prostitution... Just because you fly the hookers in, doesn't make them any less hookers....
Yeah I know but still I think this whole thing is blown way out of proportion.
Some dirty dumpster diving news HO is trying to bust a football players party, that may have included prostitution. Please . . . I'm sure minneapolis has enough real crime to report on.
Hypothetical: If you buy a lap dance, and then bang the dancer later on is that prostitution?
It would probably depend on how much you paid for the lap dance... If a district attorney could convince a jury that enough money was paid for the dance that the sex act was an implied part of the deal, then yes, it would be considered prostitution....
If you paid the girl $20 for the dance, then later that night met up with her at another bar, had some drinks, and went home together, that would probably not be considered prostitution...
If you paid the girl $10,000 and flew her from Las Vegas to your houseboat party, and she gave you a dance and a roll in the hay, then, yes, that would most certainly be considered prostitution....
Does that help?
Well, no. Too much implication and not enough evidence. I think it's one's right to fly in some HO's, if they have sex fine if not sucx for them. But let's not quibble with semantics.
I knew this stripper, years ago, she had a deal that if you gave her $70 in lap dances she would take you back to her place that nite rock your world make you breakfast in the morning and make sure you got back to the base on time. I just considered it a serviceman's benefit.
Plindsey88 wrote:I gotta wonder how desperate you have to be for a story that you would go dumpster diving for Fred Smoot's used rubbers and some dildos....
I mean, come on.... (no pun intended)
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
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Redskins Win wrote:I knew this stripper, years ago, she had a deal that if you gave her $70 in lap dances she would take you back to her place that nite rock your world make you breakfast in the morning and make sure you got back to the base on time. I just considered it a serviceman's benefit.
That is one cheap a** hooker/stripper. 70 clams around here might just get the girl to show you a little skin in the VIP room...and that's on one dance.
Redskins Win wrote:I knew this stripper, years ago, she had a deal that if you gave her $70 in lap dances she would take you back to her place that nite rock your world make you breakfast in the morning and make sure you got back to the base on time. I just considered it a serviceman's benefit.
That is one cheap a** hooker/stripper. 70 clams around here might just get the girl to show you a little skin in the VIP room...and that's on one dance.
Well, It was in memphis and many moons ago.
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