I watch this guy week after week, and I still can't figure out why he has a job. He doesn't have anything fresh to say (he could...go...all...the...whatever....), and seems to be lost when he's reading the teleprompter.
Do I just not get it?
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Well, other people like TJ actually have something to say. Berman doesn't have anything to say that actually matters. He tries to give everybody a nickname. It's fine if you're only doing it some of the time, but he attempts way too much. And his voice...jesus christ. Swami Sez is egotistical as hell, too.
I'm glad somebody finally agrees with me that he is an idiot and the worst ESPN has.
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And upon further review, just as sappy, too."
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he sounds like jimminy glick. does anyone remember the way that martin short used to finish his sentences? it sounds like berman when he has more to say but has run out of breath.
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theimitator wrote:I watch this guy week after week, Do I just not get it?
This is the problem, football tends to make chimps of us fans. Why does anyone watch week after week?
It has been so long since Berman has done anything new that he has become a caricature of a caricature of himself. He is now a painful reminder of how out of touch networks can be.
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moonhead wrote:he sounds like jimminy glick. does anyone remember the way that martin short used to finish his sentences? it sounds like berman when he has more to say but has run out of breath.
Thank you! That's actually the most entertaining thing about Berman.
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