Need some good T.O. Jokes...

[GreatestShowOnEarth]

i know i know not another TO thread but i need some material for a paper i am writing and havent been able to come up with many good ones. Any help is appreciated.

[GreatestShowOnEarth]

i need some jokes!!!

[CC]

This belongs in General Talk.

I got nothing either.

[drmoses]

You could always write about how the Eagles can't win without him...

People always like the truth...

[ampant]

TO's mom is so fat. . . she has to sit down in shifts?

[daullaz]

A priest, a rabbi, and T.O. walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the priest and says, "What can I get for you?" The priest says, "It's been a long day. I'll take a scotch on the rocks." The bartender serves him his drink and the priest leaves him a $5 tip. The priest turns to the rabbi and says, "What can I get for you?" The rabbi takes a long breath and says, "It's been a long day. I'll take a double scotch straight up." The bartender serves him his drink and the rabbi leaves him a $10 tip. The bartender turns to T.O. and says, "What can I get for you?" T.O. says, "It's been a long day. I'll take the rest of the bottle of scotch." The bartender pulls a shotgun out and blows his face off.

The moral: Faith gets you what you ask for. Being a loud-mouthed, cancerous whiner gets your face blown off.

What? Well, I don't see you trying.

[aussieboy]

Nothin beats: "T.O has B.O".

[flotsamnjetsam]

The best MEO joke is MEO himself.