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Postby GreatestShowOnEarth » Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:56 pm

i know i know not another TO thread but i need some material for a paper i am writing and havent been able to come up with many good ones. Any help is appreciated.
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Postby GreatestShowOnEarth » Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:23 pm

i need some jokes!!!
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Postby CC » Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:28 pm

This belongs in General Talk.

I got nothing either.
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Postby drmoses » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:06 pm

You could always write about how the Eagles can't win without him...

People always like the truth...
Steve Young is Jesus...
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Postby ampant » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:10 pm

TO's mom is so fat. . . she has to sit down in shifts?
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Postby daullaz » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:54 pm

A priest, a rabbi, and T.O. walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the priest and says, "What can I get for you?" The priest says, "It's been a long day. I'll take a scotch on the rocks." The bartender serves him his drink and the priest leaves him a $5 tip. The priest turns to the rabbi and says, "What can I get for you?" The rabbi takes a long breath and says, "It's been a long day. I'll take a double scotch straight up." The bartender serves him his drink and the rabbi leaves him a $10 tip. The bartender turns to T.O. and says, "What can I get for you?" T.O. says, "It's been a long day. I'll take the rest of the bottle of scotch." The bartender pulls a shotgun out and blows his face off.

The moral: Faith gets you what you ask for. Being a loud-mouthed, cancerous whiner gets your face blown off.

What? Well, I don't see you trying. :-D
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Postby aussieboy » Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:43 am

Nothin beats: "T.O has B.O".
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Postby flotsamnjetsam » Sat Nov 19, 2005 1:13 am

The best MEO joke is MEO himself.
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