We over at the ESPN boards were having a little fun and came up with these, enjoy. I thought a little humor around here was much needed.
Books Never Written – Sports Version:
"Hiring The Agent That’s’ Right For You"
"Throwing the perfect pass"
- Michael Vick.
-The AZ Cardinals
"Winning it All"
- Peyton Manning - Foreword by Dan Marino
"How to take a hit while catching a ball over the middle"
- Randy Moss
"My Losing Season"
- Tom Brady
"Throw The Other Guy The Damn Ball"
- Keyshawn and TO
“How I lied to Congress and Got Away with it”
- Raphael Palmeiro
“The Art of Negotiating”
- Bob Goodenow and the NHLPA
"OUCH! how I survived the NFL"
- David Carr
- Wayne Chrebet - forward by Al Toon
"Keeping Your Emotions In Check"
- Dick Vermeil
“Football in January”
- The Cincinnati Bengals
“Our friends, the Cops”
- The Baltimore Ravens
"Proper Alumni Etiquette"
- The Miami Hurricanes Alums (AKA 7th Floor Crew *snicker*)
I’m gonna stop here to mention that I heard that song by the Miami guys. Other than being very crude, it was entirely unremarkable. I was kinda hoping it would actually be interesting, but the fact is, as a rap song, it just kinda sucked.
Back to the list…
"How to keep your ego in check"
- Jerry Jones
"Tips on winning the Super Bowl"
- The Buffalo Bills - foreword by Scott Norwood
“ESPN NFL analysts who are fun to watch”
"Calling it Quits"
- Rickey Henderson
"How to make it big"
-Ryan Leaf - Forward by Drew Henson
- Brad Lidge
"Living up to expectations"
- Co-authored by the Stanford and Kansas basketball teams.
"Defense wins championships"
- The St. Louis Rams
"Meditation and the Art of Silence"
- Bill Romanowski
"Your Body: God's Temple"
- Dennis Rodman
"Pounding the Football"
- Mike Martz and Andy Reid
"Proper Hair Maintenence"
- Terry Bradshaw
The last 6 were mine.