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Postby Earl Van Dorn » Sun Nov 20, 2005 2:49 pm

I want to get a list going with y'alls help

1)When thou art 1-9, thou shalt not try to make uneven trades to give what talent you have away to your friends

2)When thou art 1-9 thou shalt update thy roster weekly, and have a warm body at each position, so as not to affect the standings for other people

What else is there?

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Postby titans_cafe » Sun Nov 20, 2005 2:54 pm

3. Thou shalt act on trade offers in a timely manner.
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Postby jayday » Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:15 pm

thou shalt never bencheth your studs....
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Postby whoseyourdaddy12 » Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:21 pm

hmm whereed blackhawk's list go
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Postby maddog60 » Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:00 pm

I think given this past year's draft we need to bring up:

Thou shall not draft anything but a RB with the first overall pick.
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Postby Warhawk » Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:29 pm

Thou shalt draft a kicker last.
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Postby FatFoot » Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:32 pm

Thou shall not hesitate in drafting thine Steve Smith, lest ye prefer throttlings to the ears, eyes, and throat.

Henceforth, Neil Rackers is thine only kicker draft selection allowable before round 14. As it is above, so below.
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Postby hastur » Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:35 pm

whoseyourdaddy12 wrote:hmm whereed blackhawk's list go


I loved that list by blackhawk, as you can see ;-D
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Postby spodog » Mon Nov 21, 2005 12:35 am

Thou shalt insult thy neighbors draft picks with gusto, regardless of their merit.
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Postby Matthias » Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:05 am

i would add as a commandment that thou shalt always trash talk before each and every contest.
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