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Postby Lushcrush » Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:45 am

GOT TO LOVE TENNESSEE :-b

How do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my
sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
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How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his
pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking
age in Tennessee to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Where was the toothbrush invented?
Tennessee. If it had been invented anywhere else, it
would have been called a teeth brush.
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An Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64
and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
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A new law was recently passed in Tennesee. When a couple
gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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A guy walks into a bar in Tennessee and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from
'round here are ya?
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania".
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya
do in Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What
in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?
"The man says,"I mount animals".
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole
bar.."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
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I'm just a little Hawaiian and a homesick Island boy,
I want to go back to my fish and poi ...

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Postby Petey » Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:51 am

Frickin hilarious... ;-D
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Postby SwiperNoSwiping » Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:01 am

Sweet, Lush. Those are great ;-D
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Postby VaderFin » Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:01 am

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Postby mutantseabass » Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:04 pm

Awesome post Lush ;-D

Ill add to the redneck festivities..........
http://hogrockcafe.com/redneck_photo_album.htm
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Postby Alkaholik » Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:44 pm

VaderFin wrote:Image



Hahah i love it, the best was the drinking age.
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Postby J2thez929 » Thu Dec 01, 2005 2:08 pm

Classic Lush! :-b
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Postby TN_Titans_05 » Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:45 am

Ouch....sorry im late on this one.....They are funny but I do hope you are all smart enough to not totally believe these. Dont get me wrong but there are A LOT of rednecks in this state but not anymore than some around us! B-)
BTW I know you found these Lush but there is no I-64 in Tennessee. We have an I-65 but no I-64. I checked to see if it even existed and it goes through Kentucky, Virginia, and WV. So my guess is that they were made up for the people of WV!! ;-D

Just had to defend the old home state....
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