A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a
He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him.
The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "yes, I can put
After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.
The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells,
"You swine, you gave me a woman's ears."
"Well, an ear is an ear, what's wrong? Can't you hear?."
"You're wrong, I hear everything, but I don't understand a damned thing!"
Sig courtesy of Soty - muchos gracias amigo!