Ears...

[lmcjaho]

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a
solution.

He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him.
The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "yes, I can put
you right."

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.
The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells,
"You swine, you gave me a woman's ears."

"Well, an ear is an ear, what's wrong? Can't you hear?."

"You're wrong, I hear everything, but I don't understand a damned thing!"

[Charlie24]

wonder why that joke reminded me of my ex-girlfriend as soon as I read it

[A2theIzzo]

hahaha good one