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Postby Tiki » Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:36 pm

UTLonghorns wrote:Haha, that is pretty stupid. Whats next?

"Are you too tall? Take this pill. Its called Shrinkmax"


May shrink Penis
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Postby lmcjaho » Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:24 am

All I know is if I judge things solely on my Hotmail Junk Mail there must be a lot of you gents out there who are unsatisfied with the size of your members because the only way there can possibly be justification for the number of "enlarge your wang" junk mails is they must be selling tons of that crap...
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Postby Mercer Boy » Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:00 am

I heard this on the radio the other day also...it has to be a scam. hastur said pretty much everything I was thinking. ;-D

I rarely take pills...even for headaches/allergies/whatever. I never get relief from them, so there's no point in trying. Sleep is the only thing that cures my sicknesses.

I was about 5' 6" until I was about 15, and then I grew 8 inches in two years. It sure didn't happen because of Heightmax...it's called puberty.

(Yes, I understand 15 is a little late, but hey...some people start later than others. It doesn't matter as long as the end result makes everything work. :-D )
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Postby WickedSmaat » Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:15 am

Mercer Boy wrote:I was about 5' 6" until I was about 15, and then I grew 8 inches in two years. It sure didn't happen because of Heightmax...it's called puberty.

(Yes, I understand 15 is a little late, but hey...some people start later than others. It doesn't matter as long as the end result makes everything work. :-D )


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Postby Canacuna » Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:27 am

I don't think I've grown an inch since I was 14 years old. I've been 6'2" forever. I should get some of that HeightMax stuff and get taller while I still can.

I take a bunch of pills... not for height or penis enlargement... but for other stuff. Need a couple to get to sleep, a few aspirin in the morning to prevent any headaches that might come later, take a few other pills just for the helluva it... probably shouldn't do that.
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Postby Homeless » Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:21 pm

Tiki wrote:
UTLonghorns wrote:Haha, that is pretty stupid. Whats next?

"Are you too tall? Take this pill. Its called Shrinkmax"


May shrink Penis



Ewwww Tiki used the P word :-b
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