I've been wondering where the final book of the Harry Potter series will lead us when it finally comes out. I don't know when that will be, but I do have a few guesses/theories about some of the plot twists...
Some of the more obvious:
1. Ron and Hermione hook up. This has been a long time coming.
2. Harry and Ginny get back together.
3. Harry beats Voldemort. Der!
One of the more questionable:
1. We find out that Dumbledore and Snape planned the act of Snape killing Dumbledore. A wizard as far-sighted and all-knowing as Dumbledore had ways too must trust in Snape considering all the signs. I think that they planned Dumbledore's death in order for Snape to get into Voldemort's innermost good graces -- and I expect Snape to somehow jump out at the last second to save Potter in some way or another.
umm ok . . .
I predict Harry potter = 125 yds and 2 tds
Ron Weasly = 7 tackles and an Int.
hermione -3 yds passing 2 fumbles and is replaced in the first quarter by Jake the Snape who throws 3 tds 175 yds, and rushes for 70 yds. and 1 td.
Everyone runs to the WW to pick Snape back up because of his lousey start first 2 games.
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Redskins Win wrote:umm ok . . . I predict Harry potter = 125 yds and 2 tds Ron Weasly = 7 tackles and an Int. hermione -3 yds passing 2 fumbles and is replaced in the first quarter by Jake the Snape who throws 3 tds 175 yds, and rushes for 70 yds. and 1 td. Everyone runs to the WW to pick Snape back up because of his lousey start first 2 games.
Redskins Win wrote:umm ok . . . I predict Harry potter = 125 yds and 2 tds Ron Weasly = 7 tackles and an Int. hermione -3 yds passing 2 fumbles and is replaced in the first quarter by Jake the Snape who throws 3 tds 175 yds, and rushes for 70 yds. and 1 td. Everyone runs to the WW to pick Snape back up because of his lousey start first 2 games.
Best. Reply. EVER.
Although I guiltly admit, I do love the books, you're versions would make for quite soe reading.
Redskins Win wrote:umm ok . . . I predict Harry potter = 125 yds and 2 tds Ron Weasly = 7 tackles and an Int. hermione -3 yds passing 2 fumbles and is replaced in the first quarter by Jake the Snape who throws 3 tds 175 yds, and rushes for 70 yds. and 1 td. Everyone runs to the WW to pick Snape back up because of his lousey start first 2 games.
Good job on hijacking a thread....
And I agree with you warpigs. I think Dumbledore has is all figured out. There is no way he is dead. It is just a huge ploy to foul Voldermorts plans.
EVERYONE expects the twist to be that Dumbledor is not dead and Snape is really a good guy. The better twist would be that Dumbledore IS dead and that Snape IS a bad guy.
As everyone here knows, I am in the book industry. I have spoken with the publishing editor and I know all the skuttlebutt. However, I have been sworn to secrecy...
Sorry, couldn't resist teasing you all.....
Tiki, this reminds me, I was supposed to send you some books, right? Jeez, sorry dude. Things just keep killing me time-wise. I'm putting it back up on my front list......
VaderFin wrote:EVERYONE expects the twist to be that Dumbledor is not dead and Snape is really a good guy. The better twist would be that Dumbledore IS dead and that Snape IS a bad guy.
if your name is snape you have to be a bad guy. it's not genetic predisposition, but it's close. you have to be a bad man.
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