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Postby footballchick23 » Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:15 pm

moonhead wrote:
footballchick23 wrote:Just like Culpepper has unusually small hands.....


intimate knowledge there chick? ;-)


Depends on what you call "intimate"...LOL...no, my BF is from Minny and always jokes about how Dante fumbles all the time because of his tiny hands...have you seen how disproportionate they are to his body? Weird.

Edit: Besides, it's not the size that matters anyway...it's all about girth! ;-D
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Postby VaderFin » Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:33 pm

Gimmick QB = BUST I've said that from Day 1.
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Postby Matthias » Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:48 pm

Redskins Win wrote:Oh that's so funny . . . I guess size does matter. :-)

I mean you have to propperly sized hands in order to handle the center's balls.


now bush now knows how to handle balls.
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Postby Guru13 » Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:59 pm

footballchick23 wrote:
moonhead wrote:
footballchick23 wrote:Just like Culpepper has unusually small hands.....


intimate knowledge there chick? ;-)


Depends on what you call "intimate"...LOL...no, my BF is from Minny and always jokes about how Dante fumbles all the time because of his tiny hands...have you seen how disproportionate they are to his body? Weird.

Edit: Besides, it's not the size that matters anyway...it's all about girth! ;-D
not trying to stir anything up, and not sayinbg this is a bad thing...but man you talk about your boyfriend alot.. :-b
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Postby ChoneJohn » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:05 pm

not trying to stir anything up, and not sayinbg this is a bad thing...but man you talk about your boyfriend alot..


oh snap! is that what BF stands for!?!? that's a lot less interesting than what i had thought...
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Postby BrutallyHuge » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:06 pm

ChoneJohn wrote:
not trying to stir anything up, and not sayinbg this is a bad thing...but man you talk about your boyfriend alot..


oh snap! is that what BF stands for!?!? that's a lot less interesting than what i had thought...


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Postby footballchick23 » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:45 pm

FantasyFutballGuru13 wrote:not trying to stir anything up, and not sayinbg this is a bad thing...but man you talk about your boyfriend alot.. :-b


Sorry, but I can't take credit for any comment about/for/regarding Minnesota...not that there's anything wrong with MN or anything....besides, it helps keep the creepies away!
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Postby Halcyon » Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:19 pm

I'd assumed it was best friend... I had this mental image of football chick and some other hot girl bent over a computer screen discussing hand size and drafting football players.

...Okay, that's not true.
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Postby moonhead » Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:32 pm

Halcyon wrote:I'd assumed it was best friend... I had this mental image of football chick and some other hot girl bent over a computer screen discussing hand size and drafting football players.

...Okay, that's not true.


i'm not sure what is going on here.

fbc is talking about girth...innuendo about alex smith's manhood short comings, and now i have the mental image of that chick smoking a doob bent over a computer screen...

how does one get bent over a computer screen anyhow? That just sounds really uncomfortable. :-b
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Postby Free Bagel » Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:54 pm

This isn't the first time this has come up. I remember this coming up about Cpepp as well in regards to his turnover problems a few years ago.
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