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Postby Homeless » Fri Sep 19, 2003 8:35 pm

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.

If you cry............you're a wimp. If you don't................! ....you're an insensitive moron.

If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination. If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert. If you don't..............you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're sexist. If you don't.................you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain. If you don't................you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers.............you're after something. If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of yourself. If you don't........you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache............she's tired. If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often.........you're oversexed. If you don't................there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to!
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Postby Guttpuppy » Fri Sep 19, 2003 8:38 pm

That about sums it up...
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Postby VHawk15 » Fri Sep 19, 2003 8:54 pm

Bravo!
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Postby AF » Sat Sep 20, 2003 12:58 pm

So true
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Postby SinCity » Sat Sep 20, 2003 1:38 pm

Women! They killing us all.. hehe.
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Postby kashikis » Mon Sep 22, 2003 1:32 pm

ah let the truth be told
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Postby slowkidz » Mon Sep 22, 2003 1:32 pm

women...can't live with em...can't lie em in a dry riverbed full of scorpions....it just wouldn't be fair to those lil 6 legged creatures...

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Postby Madison » Tue Sep 23, 2003 7:25 pm

Lol. Very true. ;-D
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Postby fntsyrookie » Tue Sep 23, 2003 7:51 pm

Soooooo true......great post homey!! ;-D
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Postby Canadian Seahawk » Wed Sep 24, 2003 8:35 am

Slowkidz wrote:women...can't live with em...can't lie em in a dry riverbed full of scorpions....it just wouldn't be fair to those lil 6 legged creatures...

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LOL,,, great post homey ;-D
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