josebach wrote:You know, for all we know Shannon is your sister.
Maybe Shannon is my daughter.
With as juvenile as your and my sense of humor is, I think it's pretty evident to all that we don't have any kids.
*edit* Then again, I have a couple friends w/kids that still have their silly side. I'm probably wrong on this one.
Yeah me too. But alas there are no little Metroids running around and most likely never will be I really have no desire to procreate and neither does Shannon. She says she loves her body too much...I say so do I.
With as juvenile as your and my sense of humor is, I think it's pretty evident to all that we don't have any kids.
*edit* Then again, I have a couple friends w/kids that still have their silly side. I'm probably wrong on this one.
Yeah me too. But alas there are no little Metroids running around and most likely never will be I really have no desire to procreate and neither does Shannon. She says she loves her body too much...I say so do I.
Never say never. I think you'd be a really good Dad.
Metroid wrote:Yeah me too. But alas there are no little Metroids running around and most likely never will be I really have no desire to procreate and neither does Shannon. She says she loves her body too much...I say so do I.
Never say never. I think you'd be a really good Dad.
Dude, with your energy you'd be a great dad. Just tell your woman you like a little sag and stretch marks. Or, better yet, get a neighbor kid to come over and tell him/her to call her Mommy.
Metroid wrote:Yeah me too. But alas there are no little Metroids running around and most likely never will be I really have no desire to procreate and neither does Shannon. She says she loves her body too much...I say so do I.
Never say never. I think you'd be a really good Dad.
Well that makes one of us.
Seriously though I won't say never, I do think Shannon and I would make great parents and I love kids...I also love when they can go away though.
Right now I feel like I'm still raising myself which is a chore I can't imagine trying to raise someone else. And think how hard it'd be for Shannon having 2 kids in the house!
Omaha Red Sox wrote:Dude, with your energy you'd be a great dad. Just tell your woman you like a little sag and stretch marks.
Soooo you want me to lie to her.
Omaha Red Sox wrote:Or, better yet, get a neighbor kid to come over and tell him/her to call her Mommy.
Omaha Red Sox wrote:Or, better yet, get a neighbor kid to come over and tell him/her to call her Mommy.
I really think that would freak her out.
I think what you need to do here is put yourself in a great big diaper, Metroid, and demand being fed a 'bottle(s)' of your fav pilsner. Don't forget to sprinkle in liberal amounts of 'uh oh, someone's pee-pee again....'
Omaha Red Sox wrote:Or, better yet, get a neighbor kid to come over and tell him/her to call her Mommy.
I really think that would freak her out.
I think what you need to do here is put yourself in a great big diaper, Metroid, and demand being fed a 'bottle(s)' of your fav pilsner. Don't forget to sprinkle in liberal amounts of 'uh oh, someone's pee-pee again....'
I've done something similar and she HATES it. She does not like when I act like a baby.
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Or, better yet, get a neighbor kid to come over and tell him/her to call her Mommy. 
