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by **bungle613** » Wed May 06, 2009 11:18 pm

Brilliant... I have waged war for a year now on my backyard intruders. Perhaps the giant slingshot is my next step. :-b

by **knapplc** » Thu May 07, 2009 7:50 am

Members of my fraternity got busted one summer for doing this exact thing, albeit with a dead squirrel. We had a huge old house with a huge, empty attic, and this squirrel started chewing holes in the roof from a neighboring tree. We took care of him, then some wise ass got the idea of disposing of the body with a balloon launcher. It went off the second story deck, over two parking lots, over a three-lane street and onto an unused soccer field. It may have been the world record for squirrel carcass launches, and was an amazing flight.

LPD didn’t see it that way, though. They wrote two guys a ticket for something, maybe disturbing the peace… not sure.