This one cracked me up!
Reminds me of that movie, Me, Myself and Irene. Anyone seen that? SPOILER AHEAD IF YOU HAVEN"T>...
They're at that barbeque, and Jim Carey's cooking some sausage on the grill and trying to act like the kids are biologically his, and his friend says, "C'mon man. Those kids' wieners are bigger than those sausages........ sorry man, that's just the beer talking."