You have reached a coolnes level of epic proportions. If anyone else were as cool as you, they'd probably die... 'cause it's just an impossibility to ever be that cool... unless you're you, of course. You could probably get even cooler if you really wanted to, but I don't know if the world is ready for that kind of coolness to just be brought upon 'em like that. Then you might be too cool. But right now, at your current level of coolness... it's just right. People and animals are barely safe with how cool you are right now. But if you get any cooler, you risk harming us all... 'cause we'd all be amazed at how cool you really are if you did get any cooler... and we'd all go into shock or something.
'CUNA-MANIA IS RUNNING WILD!
"You will be a king here, instead of a peasant at the Cafe."