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Postby The Great Gambini » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:34 pm

jh2031 wrote:
gatorman1122 wrote:Superbowl Halftime Show: Mrs. "Chunky Soup" McNabb vs. Mrs. Portis :-b


Would probably be more watched than the game itself. :-b

I wonder who would be favored in Vegas?


Choosing between that title bout and the Lingerie Bowl would be tough.
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Postby moonhead » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:38 pm

man i would have posted earlier...but i pissed my pants laughing so hard i had to change. :-B
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Postby disgruntledjetsfan » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:42 pm

good for her, any fan that decides to throw a beer on someone deserves to be punched....just ask ron artest ;-D
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Postby Guttpuppy » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:44 pm

Clint's Mom...

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Postby moonhead » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:47 pm

Guttpuppy wrote:Clint's Mom...

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i wouldn't want to meet her in a dark alley and toss a beer on her.
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Postby Guttpuppy » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:47 pm

An Eagles' board has a slightly different view of the incident - according to some of these guys who claim to be sitting in that area of the stadium, Portis' mom had a crew of about 10 people that they were trying to cram into the same row without tickets, some Eagles' fans objected and it escalated from there.
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:20 pm

Guttpuppy wrote:Clint's Mom...

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Now I see the resemblance!!!
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Postby The Lung » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:25 pm

She should have went and gotten a security guard. Instead, she will likely get sued, and lose a lot of $$.
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Postby rocskins26 » Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:06 pm

The Lung wrote:She should have went and gotten a security guard. Instead, she will likely get sued, and lose a lot of $$.


Money well spent.
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Postby biju » Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:31 am

Guttpuppy wrote:An Eagles' board has a slightly different view of the incident - according to some of these guys who claim to be sitting in that area of the stadium, Portis' mom had a crew of about 10 people that they were trying to cram into the same row without tickets, some Eagles' fans objected and it escalated from there.


That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. Seriously now, what is more likely:

50 year old mother of multimillionaire NFL player has a 10 person entourage that didn't pay for tickets

or

Eagles fans are jackasses.

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