rules men wish women knew

[Guru13]

"Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one: Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints don't work. Really obvious hints don't work. Just say it!"

every woman should remember that, all that dropping hints bull is really annoying, and most of us are usually not in the mood to think that hard at the given time...

[creamdoorthirtyniner]

3) Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

[Metroid]

8) Sundays equals sports. Period.....and Saturday.....and the occasional Thursday.....oh yeah and Monday nights....

[kanezfan11]

24) Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode, with the mangos I think.

[mutantseabass]

Dont talk so much, this will save you time because we dont listen!

That right there should be on there!

Funny list though. Great find

[danleroi22]

31) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both.

That has to be the most true one there....

[Free Bagel]

Great list. Usually when people release these types of things only a few of them actually apply, but this list was dead on pretty much all the way down. Hilarious.

[Tiki]

Haha! Great my favorite was
30) Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

[Manja]

24) Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode, with the mangos I think.

Haha.. I remember that one.. amazing.

[Alkaholik]

7) Don't ask us what we're thinking about

This absolutley drives me crazy, obvious if i wanted u to know i would be thinking out loud and 95% of the time i'm thinking about something you dont want to know or hear.....when you ask me this your going to get a lie for answer 95% of the time...."i'm thinkin about how beatiful you are of coarse"