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Postby Guru13 » Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:35 pm

"Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one: Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints don't work. Really obvious hints don't work. Just say it!"

every woman should remember that, all that dropping hints bull is really annoying, and most of us are usually not in the mood to think that hard at the given time...
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Postby creamdoorthirtyniner » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:45 pm

3) Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

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Postby Metroid » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:49 pm

8) Sundays equals sports. Period.....and Saturday.....and the occasional Thursday.....oh yeah and Monday nights....

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Postby kanezfan11 » Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:54 pm

TTTBone wrote:24) Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.


Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode, with the mangos I think. :-D
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Postby mutantseabass » Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:08 pm

Dont talk so much, this will save you time because we dont listen!

That right there should be on there!

Funny list though. Great find ;-D
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Postby danleroi22 » Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:58 pm

31) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both.


That has to be the most true one there....
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Postby Free Bagel » Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:09 pm

Great list. Usually when people release these types of things only a few of them actually apply, but this list was dead on pretty much all the way down. Hilarious.
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Postby Tiki » Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:37 am

Haha! Great my favorite was
30) Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. ;-D
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Postby Manja » Sun Jan 08, 2006 6:00 am

kanezfan11 wrote:
TTTBone wrote:24) Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.


Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode, with the mangos I think. :-D


Haha.. I remember that one.. amazing.
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Postby Alkaholik » Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:16 am

TTTBone wrote:7) Don't ask us what we're thinking about


This absolutley drives me crazy, obvious if i wanted u to know i would be thinking out loud and 95% of the time i'm thinking about something you dont want to know or hear.....when you ask me this your going to get a lie for answer 95% of the time...."i'm thinkin about how beatiful you are of coarse"
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