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Postby Calyxes » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:03 pm

29) If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.



This is the one that causes me the most pain
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Postby anderbudd » Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:23 pm

kanezfan11 wrote:
TTTBone wrote:24) Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.


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Postby anderbudd » Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:27 pm

TTTBone wrote:14) Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.


Married 5 years, and even now, the quickest way my wife can get me out of the house and mowing the lawn is to start talking about her boyfriends in college :-t
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Postby footballchick23 » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:48 am

TTTBone wrote:8) Sundays equals sports. Period.


Most definitely...no problem with this one in my house...gotta go with Monday nights too, and the occasional Saturday college game!

TTTBone wrote:24) Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.


Really though? I think you guys would rather be deceived.

I think most chicks do it:
a) to not hurt your feelings, especially if they know you're really trying

b) they just want it to be over

Hopefully for most of you it's the former and not the latter! ;-)
Doesn't it suck to get beat at Fantasy Football...by a girl?
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Postby The Balanced Man » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:10 am

hastur wrote:1) I am going to print that out and duct tape it to the wall.

2) I know for a fact my wife will read it.

3) I know I am going to get in trouble.

4) I don't care.

5) Funny stuff.


Classic. Just Classic.
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Postby GreatestShowOnEarth » Wed Jan 11, 2006 3:46 pm

great list...thanks for sharing!
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Postby J2thez929 » Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:10 pm

I'd like to add one more to the list...

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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Postby The Balanced Man » Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:13 pm

J2thez929 wrote:I'd like to add one more to the list...

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.


Bravo.
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Postby gogogadget » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:31 pm

I think they saved the best for last

38) If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle


but it always gets me in the most trouble
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