rules men wish women knew

[Calyxes]

29) If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

This is the one that causes me the most pain

[anderbudd]

24) Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

"I'm always on time. That's my style. I'm a speed ****er." - David LaChappelle

[anderbudd]

14) Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.

Married 5 years, and even now, the quickest way my wife can get me out of the house and mowing the lawn is to start talking about her boyfriends in college

[footballchick23]

8) Sundays equals sports. Period.

Most definitely...no problem with this one in my house...gotta go with Monday nights too, and the occasional Saturday college game!

24) Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

Really though? I think you guys would rather be deceived.

I think most chicks do it:
a) to not hurt your feelings, especially if they know you're really trying

b) they just want it to be over

Hopefully for most of you it's the former and not the latter!

[The Balanced Man]

1) I am going to print that out and duct tape it to the wall.

2) I know for a fact my wife will read it.

3) I know I am going to get in trouble.

4) I don't care.

5) Funny stuff.

Classic. Just Classic.

[GreatestShowOnEarth]

great list...thanks for sharing!

[J2thez929]

I'd like to add one more to the list...

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

[The Balanced Man]

I'd like to add one more to the list...

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Bravo.

[gogogadget]

I think they saved the best for last

38) If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle

but it always gets me in the most trouble