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Postby BrutallyHuge » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:28 pm

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/5953966/detail.html


Here's a funny joke someone told me:

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

A: Cuz she's a woman!
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Postby jayday » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:38 pm

Haha....how funny would the look on her face have been?
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Postby Canadian Seahawk » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:12 pm

Wondering if she was wearing a white T-shirt???
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Postby WickedSmaat » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:12 pm

The car stood poised on its noise for several minutes.


I guess they don't have grammar classes in Ca.

Anywho, Women.... ;-7
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Postby Redskins Win » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:25 pm

BrutallyHuge wrote:
Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
A: Cuz she's a woman!


Funny ;-D


WickedSmaat wrote:Anywho,

Dude you just lost all your street cred :-t
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Postby TN_Titans_05 » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:52 pm

WickedSmaat wrote:Anywho,

Dude you just lost all your street cred :-t[/quote]

:-b :-b :-b Agreed
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Postby UTLonghorns » Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:33 pm

TN_Titans_05 wrote:
WickedSmaat wrote:Anywho,

Dude you just lost all your street cred :-t


:-b :-b :-b Agreed[/quote]


Haha :-b
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Postby knapplc » Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:36 pm

Canadian Seahawk wrote:Wondering if she was wearing a white T-shirt???

Way to keep this in perspective! :-D ;-D
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Postby Dolfin99 » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:22 pm

Hmm, could this have been our very own Footballchick? :-b
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Postby Homeless » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:44 pm

danielrp wrote:Hmm, could this have been our very own Footballchick? :-b


ooh man thats asking for trouble :-b
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