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Knapplc and Jolie reproduce???

Postby dream_017 » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:51 am

News story

Could it be true?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are sharing joint credit on their next big production: baby.

While they have never confirmed that they are, in fact, dating, the easy-on-the-eyes twosome is expecting their first child together, People magazine reports. Which, to us, pretty much means they're more than "just friends."


The baby, who will be the first biological offspring for both Jolie and Pitt, is expected to make its much anticipated entrance into the world this summer.


Jolie reportedly first confirmed the news of her pregnancy to an aid worker in the Dominican Republic, where she is on location shooting The Good Shepard. Representatives for both stars later confirmed the report to People.


Jolie is already the mother of 4-year-old Maddox, whom she adopted from Cambodia, and 1-year-old Zahara, whom she adopted from Ethiopia in July, while Pitt is in the process of becoming their daddy.


At the beginning of December, Pitt's publicist issued a statement confirming that the Mr. and Mrs. Smith costars were taking steps to legally append Maddox and Zahara's names with Pitt's surname, transforming the tykes into little Jolie-Pitts and Pitt into their adoptive father.


EDIT: For those that don't get the knapplc reference
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Postby Metroid » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:58 am

OMG! I am like totaly excited!!!! :-° :-t
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Postby WickedSmaat » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:03 am

Knappic is the man ;-D So you made sure the lights were off right? I'm sure you're not in it for the looks ;)
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Postby knapplc » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:36 am

WickedSmaat wrote:Knappic is the man ;-D So you made sure the lights were off right? I'm sure you're not in it for the looks ;)

Angelina and I are just friends. This is actually a case of Immaculate Conception. We were just hanging out (platonically, of course) when the energy of our combined beauty manifested itself into the little zygote. ;-)
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Postby Redskins Win » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:47 am

I feel like I'm missing something. what does knapple have to do with this story?
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Postby knapplc » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:01 am

Redskins Win wrote:I feel like I'm missing something. what does knapple have to do with this story?

Look at my photo in the "Face behind the name" thread.
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Postby Redskins Win » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:13 am

knapplc wrote:
Redskins Win wrote:I feel like I'm missing something. what does knapple have to do with this story?

Look at my photo in the "Face behind the name" thread.



No, that thread is now huge and I have no idea where to start looking.
Do you look like Jolie or sumthin?
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Postby moonhead » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:15 am

Redskins Win wrote:
knapplc wrote:
Redskins Win wrote:I feel like I'm missing something. what does knapple have to do with this story?

Look at my photo in the "Face behind the name" thread.



No, that thread is now huge and I have no idea where to start looking.
Do you look like Jolie or sumthin?


it's the second page back. and he does have pouty lips...but he says he looks more like pitt.
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Postby WickedSmaat » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:35 am

Redskins Win wrote:
knapplc wrote:
Redskins Win wrote:I feel like I'm missing something. what does knapple have to do with this story?

Look at my photo in the "Face behind the name" thread.



No, that thread is now huge and I have no idea where to start looking.
Do you look like Jolie or sumthin?


Are you hoping he looks like Jolie? A horse? :-?
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Postby TN_Titans_05 » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:58 am

Man this kid is lucky. Both of his parents are two of the top "sexiest people in the world" or whatever. Nevermind the fact that they are both filthy rich. Damn this kid already! :-P
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