May I ask a few questions?

[BrutallyHuge]

Get implants.

[knapplc]

Wellll .. I don't plan on cussing or talking explicitly about body functions.

I do like professional football (Redskins) and I've played Fantasy Football for 4 years.

I am a 30 something bi-sexual female (living with a man) in Middleburg, Virginia. He has $$$.

Your sexual orientation really has no bearing on your level of "cool," so don't feel that you need to tell anyone here about it. 30-something is great - we need more 30-somethings here. There are darned few of us as it is. Most folks here seem to be in their teens or twenties. Us old farts need some reassurances that the world hasn't passed us by yet. The more of us the better!

As nice as everyone's been so far - I surely can play fair.

Sorry about the 32-B but I get asked that everywhere I go (online).

There is a picture of me at Frappr.

Once in a while people get curious about who's posting, but for the most part we're not worried about looks. There's a thread in this forum called "The Face Behind The Name" if you're interested in seeing what some of us look like. If you like, feel free to post a picture there.

BTW, can anyone help me with my avatar .. I'd like the cartoon picture of Linda Rondstadt from the Simpson's TV show. But I can't get it small enough.

Thanks everybody.
Oh - is there other females here?

There are some great graphic artists here. Try asking for this in the Fantasy Football Logos forum under the general index. There are several people who would be happy to help you. You can find that forum here:
http://www.fantasyfootballcafe.com/foru ... m.php?f=47

Other than that, enjoy yourself here at the Cafe!

[Sixxgunn]

Tell me about the Cafe'.

Why should I post here? Why shouldn't I post here?
How long have you been here?
What do you refer to yourselves as?
Do I need to know any quirks?

Me = 32-B


If you're still interested enough to ask any questions of me; I'll try and give you a good truthful answer. If I can't give you a good answer - I'll make one up. That's how I operate.

you shouldn't cry about your bra size. that's a nice size.

you should post your pic in the face behind the name thread.

Always pervin', eh moon? *

Why should you post here.....pretty much been answered.

Why shouldn't you post here.....if you have to ask, you didn't read between the lines on moonhead's reply.

How long have I been here....Look under my av...

What do you refer to yourselves as....Cafe..ummm..er's...I guess.

Do I need to know any quirks.....don't get angry if a rodent named Web Hamster comes along and gobbles up your post...it just means you probably put it in the wrong place.

Me=38dd


Other than that...welcome!


*although you're just sayin' what the rest of us are thinkin'!

[Atog]

Oh - is there other females here?

At least one.

As to why you should post here-
Compared to the rest of the internet, the community here is extremely friendly and helpful, and good at news and such. I've played FF 2 years, and I've made the playoffs every year with the help of these guys and footballchick23

[Dr. Duran Duran]

I'm actually a 28 year old lesbian, so what's it to ya?

[moonhead]

Oh - is there other females here?

At least one.

As to why you should post here-
Compared to the rest of the internet, the community here is extremely friendly and helpful, and good at news and such. I've played FF 2 years, and I've made the playoffs every year with the help of these guys and footballchick23

there's one called shelovesfootball i think. there was another one last year called titans04 or something. they don't really broadcast that their women...probably for fear of us internet pervs.

[Sixxgunn]

Man, I wish I had boobs. Isn't it funny how a woman starts a thread in here and it gets to page 2 in under an hour!

[Redskins Win]

Welcome Siouxsi, fellow DC suburbian

you should post here because it's free,
you can make random thoughts and comments
you can ask many questions
you can get drunk and stay up all nite and write inane word association posts.
you can learn much about football and fantasy football strategy.
you can use all these cool emoticons

You can generally tell how people refer to them selves by checking out the little information to the left of this post. which also well tell you how long someone has been here

[HskrPwr13]

WTF?

[Dr. Duran Duran]

Man, I wish I had boobs. Isn't it funny how a woman starts a thread in here and it gets to page 2 in under an hour!

It's not a woman...it's man, man!