"This Happened To Me" Thread

[Canacuna]

That has to be the longest non-football related post I have ever seen at the Cafe. I didn't read it though, too long.

I read it. It took me like... five hours... but that's mostly because I'm dumb. Definitely worth the time, though. knapplc is like... a funny James Bond or something. I dunno... he's smooth.

[terpfan]

Haha, nice story knapplc. Glad you escaped unscatched.

Good thing you didnt get pulled over while speeding home... that could have been a bit awkward.

[Homeless]

Alright guys, I thought I'd share with you the emotional trauma I suffered today.

Dude you put us all through an emotional trauma EVERY day, butt (pun intended) especially today.

Nasty boy

[J2thez929]

Wow knapplc

That sure was one crazy story. Too bad you didn't get busted by somebody at all! God sure was on yourside that day

btw, I think you have a side career in creative/expressional writing b/c that novel was smoothly written-up

[The Balanced Man]

Isn't there some unwritten rule about stories dealing with butt-water leaking through one's drawers?

[dream_017]

That has to be the longest non-football related post I have ever seen at the Cafe. I didn't read it though, too long.

2,707 words
11,470 characters
and no football reference

That is some story. Just one thing, if you work with all women then why is the bathroom always full?

[knapplc]

That has to be the longest non-football related post I have ever seen at the Cafe. I didn't read it though, too long.

2,707 words
11,470 characters
and no football reference

That is some story. Just one thing, if you work with all women then why is the bathroom always full?

My particular agency is me, then all women (and that's not the ranking of the pecking order here, believe me ). Then on my floor there are another six agencies, many of which are populated by males.

Just curious - why should there be a football reference? If it makes it any better, I had a spreadsheet of my football stats open when I had to leave my desk. But I don't think that's relevant to the story.

[dream_017]

Just curious - why should there be a football reference? If it makes it any better, I had a spreadsheet of my football stats open when I had to leave my desk. But I don't think that's relevant to the story.

No reason. Just found it interesting that maybe the longest post in the cafe didn't have a football reference. Very good story, I read the whole thing

[Redskins Win]

HAHAHA Knappl you pee like a girl, sitting down.

Flockers, you should get a new girlfriend, one that checks out your butt more often.

[The Balanced Man]

At least you weren't the Ryan's Steakhouse guy


(What is Ryan's Steakhouse, you ask? Prepare yourself before clicking-http://www.shtick.org/Misc/ryans.htm ...PREPARE YOURSELF)

That may be the funniest thing I have ever read. I literally laughed out loud more times than I can count. Coworkers are staring...