"This Happened To Me" Thread

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[Keyser_WV]

At least you weren't the Ryan's Steakhouse guy


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That is the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life. I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to wake up my wife and kids.

I will definately forward this to my friends.

On a side note, I didn't realize people still wore sweatpants out in public. Ecspecially to dinner..lol

[HskrPwr13]

Good, Lord! I'd be mortified if this kind of *shit* happened to me. I'm starting to think I'm lucky that most embarrassing thing thats happened to me was being depantsed (both shorts and underwear) during a coed gym class in eight grade. Dont know about anyone else, but the gym was usually about the coldest room in the school.

Of course if this stuff happens to one of your kids then it doesnt seem so gross. When my daughter was about 7 she put on one helluva SNL skit with the simultaneous projectile shit and vomit. Just had to bust out with a couple of fans and get to work.

[onnestabe]

At least you weren't the Ryan's Steakhouse guy


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I read that story a long time ago....it was one of the sinlge most disgusting (but hilarious) stories I have ever heard!!