Announcer - It would take over 30,000 bowls of your regular oat bran cereal to equal the fiber content of one bowl of Colon Blow!
Phil Hartman - WHOA! I think I get the picture! Colon Blow must be the highest fiber content cereal on the market!
Announcer - Not anymore...now there's new SUPER Colon Blow!
Phil Hartman - Super Colon Blow?
Announcer - It would take over 2 and a half MILLION bowls of your oat bran cereal to equal the fiber content of one bowl of Super Colon Blow.
Phil Hartman - I'm convinced!
(singing) Colon Blow and yoooooouuuuuu....in the morning!
Announcer - Colon Blow and new Super Colon Blow... (Warning - may cause abdominal distention. Consult a physician.)
Yes, I pulled that from memory.
Anyway, I like a ton of cereals and really don't have a favorite. Almost anything fruity or cocoa are good, and Honey Nut Cheerios are good also.