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by **knapplc** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:36 pm

HskrPwr13 wrote:
Alkaholik wrote:
moonhead wrote:they're only having sex 8 times a month anyway. I don't think the TV is the problem.

at first i thought that was for single people, which isnt that bad of track record per mo. but then saw that was for couples.....your right there problem is somewhere else....leave the damn TV alone, it's already blamed for everything else in this world...

Our kids are screwed up cuz of TV(attention span, vision..etc)..

TV makes people fat and dumb..

TV makes people gay..

TV is at fault for terrorism..

blah blah blah

Too much Bravo and Will & Grace will do it I guess.

I never miss an episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy but I'm not gay yet. When does the gayness kick in? Will I become gay soon? My wife is going to be real mad about this, I can just feel it...

by **WickedSmaat** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:29 am

Hasn't seemed to slow us down at all

by **awwchrist** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:30 am

WickedSmaat wrote:Hasn't seemed to slow us down at all

"Us" meaning you and Tony Reali?

by **WickedSmaat** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:35 am

awwchrist wrote:
WickedSmaat wrote:Hasn't seemed to slow us down at all

"Us" meaning you and Tony Reali?

"us" refers to me and my wife. Plus, I am Tony Reali. ;-)

by **flotsamnjetsam** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:10 am

A TV set is a necessity in the bedroom. How else can you watch porn while having sex?

That's the problem with the Italians. They're not watching porn on the TV sets in the bedrooms.

by **Teck** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:29 am

Bravo and and Will & Grace?
Try W.E. and Oxygen. Figure Skating anyone?

I'm feeling gayer every second with this crap I have to watch.

by **SeaWolf** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:53 am

For the over-50s the effect is even more marked, with the average of seven couplings a month falling to just 1.5 times.

That's even high than my wife and I. We are only in our 30's. Once since Sept. :-o

by **flotsamnjetsam** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:55 am

SeaWolf wrote:
For the over-50s the effect is even more marked, with the average of seven couplings a month falling to just 1.5 times.

That's even high than my wife and I. We are only in our 30's. Once since Sept.

Sorry

by **SwiperNoSwiping** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:17 am

moonhead wrote:they're only having sex 8 times a month anyway. I don't think the TV is the problem.

LOL. So young. So naive.

Get married someday. Then remember how wonderful eight times a month was.... :-D

by **WickedSmaat** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:33 am

SeaWolf wrote:
For the over-50s the effect is even more marked, with the average of seven couplings a month falling to just 1.5 times.

That's even high than my wife and I. We are only in our 30's. Once since Sept.

Maybe you should get a parrot :-?

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