Do you have a TV in your bedroom? - Fantasy Football Cafe 2014 Fantasy Football Cafe


Return to General Talk

Do you have a TV in your bedroom?

Moderator: Football Moderators

Postby footballchick23 » Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:03 am

My mom was telling me that it's bad feng shui to have a tv in the bedroom...supposedly it sucks all your energy while you're sleeping. Don't know if you guys buy into that sort of stuff, but thought I'd throw it out there. I guess if you do have one in the bedroom, it's best to have it covered up or shut away in an armoir while sleeping. Here's a list of things you shouldn't have in your bedroom according to a Feng Shui expert:

Q. What feng shui things can I do to get a good night's rest?
A. Check your bedrooms for the following five problems:

Is your bed in line with the main entrance or a bathroom door? It is very unlucky for your feet to be pointing directly out toward the door. This is considered the death position in Chinese, Italian and other cultures. When a person dies at home, the body is removed feet first from the room and the house.
Close the toilet-seat cover and bathroom door when you sleep to contain the noxious energies emanating from each. If there is simply no other place to position your bed but in the path of the door, use a flat screen or a light but opaque curtain on a rod to effectively block the sha chi aimed right at you.


Do you have a lot of electrical or electronic equipment in your bedroom such as a television, VCR or sound equipment? Remove as much of it as you can because the electromagnetic fields generated by such equipment generate a lot of sha chi or killing energy. In feng shui, television kills your love, sex life and sleep. If you simply must have a tv in your room, cover it up at night with a child's blanket which is just the right size and thickness to obstruct the negative energy.

Are there any corners pointing at your bed from interior architectural posts or angles of your bedroom furniture or from outside your bedroom window, such as your neighbor's house, lampposts or tree trunks? All of these create negative sha chi that disturbs your rest and adversely affects your health. You may wake up with headaches, for example. If the angle is inside your room, position a house plant right in front of it.

What's in your bedroom or near your pillow? If you keep altars, a litter basket, bottles of pills, clutter, books, knick-knacks, newspapers and magazines, storage under the bed, clothing, stimulating colors (red or gold) or artwork or exercise equipment nearby, then it's time to clean up and clean out your bedroom. Decorate in blues, greens – yin colors – and other soft colors that encourage good rest.

The following things should not be in your bedroom: dried plants and flowers, more than three small (4") green plants or any water features such as tabletop fountains and aquariums.
Doesn't it suck to get beat at Fantasy Football...by a girl?
footballchick23
General Manager
General Manager

User avatar

Posts: 2787
Joined: 6 Sep 2005
Home Cafe: Football
Location: San Diego-Born & Raised

Postby louisianacajunsam » Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:11 pm

hippy....jk
louisianacajunsam
Offensive Coordinator
Offensive Coordinator


Posts: 883
Joined: 8 Nov 2005
Home Cafe: Football

Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:32 pm

I can make my own entertainment in the bedroom. :-D
Image
Dr. Duran Duran
Mod in Retirement
Mod in Retirement

User avatar
Fantasy ExpertCafe WriterCafe RankerMock(ing) DrafterEagle EyeCafe MusketeerWeb SupporterCafecasterTrivia Time Trial ChampionMatchup Meltdown SurvivorCafe Blackjack Weekly Winner
Posts: 14333
Joined: 20 Jul 2003
Home Cafe: Football
Location: Room 7609

Postby MadScott » Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:12 pm

flotsamnjetsam wrote:A TV set is a necessity in the bedroom. How else can you watch porn while having sex?

That's the problem with the Italians. They're not watching porn on the TV sets in the bedrooms.
Bingo!

That being said, my wife must have hidden about 4 or 5 TV sets somewhere else in the room that I don't know about, that's about the only way that the numbers come out right in our house. :-o
Image
I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me.
MadScott
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
Cafe WriterCafe RankerSweet 16 SurvivorCafe Blackjack Weekly WinnerLucky Ladders Weekly Winner
Posts: 5924
Joined: 27 Sep 2003
Home Cafe: Football

Postby dream_017 » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:11 pm

I must be in bad shape, we have 2 TVs in our bedroom. We do have 2 kids, so thats at least twice, right :-?
dream_017
Cafe Google
Cafe Google

User avatar
ModeratorCafeholicFantasy ExpertCafe RankerMock(ing) DrafterEagle EyeCafe MusketeerWeb SupporterPick 3 Weekly WinnerMatchup Meltdown SurvivorCafe Blackjack Weekly WinnerLucky Ladders Weekly Winner
Posts: 15301
(Past Year: 60)
Joined: 3 Aug 2004
Home Cafe: Football
Location: Ford Field: Section - 132; Row - 19; Seat - 11

Postby Siouxsie » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:53 pm

Yes .. TV in the Bedroom.

But we make love in the Kitchen.
(no TV in there)

}:-)
judge me if you must !
Siouxsie
Water Boy
Water Boy

User avatar

Posts: 92
Joined: 11 Jan 2006
Home Cafe: Football
Location: key west, florida

Previous

Return to General Talk

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests

cron
Forums Articles & Tips Start & Sit Sleepers Rankings Leagues


Get Ready...
The 2014 NFL season kicks off in 20:51 hours
(and 56 days)
2014 NFL Schedule


  • Fantasy Football
  • Article Submissions
  • Privacy Statement
  • Site Survey 
  • Contact