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by **awwchrist** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:35 pm

http://209.0.146.17/1/graphics/movies/movies_Quagmire_Compilation1.wmv

by **moonhead** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:36 pm

gigady gigady giiiiigaaaaadeeeeeeeeee

by **knapplc** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:38 pm

I'm at work - what is this?

by **moonhead** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:42 pm

knapplc wrote:I'm at work - what is this?

quagmire from family guy at his best.

woman in bed: Glenn, honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?

quagmire: I have a question for you. Why are you still here?

i love that one. i'm going to use it on the next floozy i bring home. :-D

by **awwchrist** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:13 pm

all of quag's best moments on family guy. pops up a windows media player.

by **disgruntledjetsfan** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:24 pm

Awesome find, i have a compilation of the best of stewie that I will find later on my computer when i get a chance and post it.

by **MadScott** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:27 pm

LMAO!

The lines I liked best:

"I felt guilty but then she woke up half way through."

"I've got a package for you!"

"Hey, from down here you look like a pisces." :-b

by **HskrPwr13** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:27 pm

This will be fun to watch later. Excellent, awwchrist.

by **Dr. Duran Duran** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:34 pm

Nice.

by **Alkaholik** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:45 pm

My fav Quagmire quote:

Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!

Honorable Mention:

Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.

(They all drink.)

Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.

(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)

Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.

(Only Quagmire drinks.)

****About 33 drinks later****
Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Quagmire: Oh God.

(Quagmire takes a drink.)

Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
Quagmire: Oh come on!

(Quagmire drinks again.)

Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck!

(Drinks more and passes out.)

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