The compilation of Quagmire

[HskrPwr13]

My fav Quagmire quote:

Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!


Honorable Mention:

Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.

(They all drink.)

Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.

(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)

Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.

(Only Quagmire drinks.)

****About 33 drinks later****
Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Quagmire: Oh God.

(Quagmire takes a drink.)

Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
Quagmire: Oh come on!

(Quagmire drinks again.)

Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck!

(Drinks more and passes out.)

That episode was great! That and the one where whoever puked last got to have the cake.

[WickedSmaat]

This is definately my favorite cartoon My wife despises it though, no sense of humor

[mutantseabass]

My fav Quagmire quote:

Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy

This had me rolling on the ground when i first saw it. I almost wore out the rewind buttton on the TIVO.

Nice find Aww......

[terpfan]

Haha... awesome. Nice find.

[jayday]

GREAT FIND

FG is my favorite show on TV other than Lost....

-Quagmire's inner monologue-
"Dang this itches...wonder where I got it? Probably that skank who needed a ride to the gas station...well that's the last time I do someone a favor...Oh God, they can hear me...Oh God, I can hear me....BA NANANANANANANANA NA NANA