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Postby knapplc » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:06 pm

CNN has an article purportedly quoting Osama bin Laden as A) still being alive and B) offering us a truce if we leave them alone.

A truce? Is he serious?

First off, I doubt the jackass is still alive. IF he is, we still have a chance to stick a 500-lb bomb up his a$$ before he dies, which would be the only good thing about him still kicking. But, with his already failing health and his obvious inability to spend time at a hospital or in anywhere we could remotely describe as “cozy,” I’m betting he either lost a game of Chicken with the US Air Force or he succumbed to his various ailments (liver problems, as I recall).

However, if the little pissant is still alive, what in the world makes him think we would bargain with him? Is he that misguided to think that, simply because a few opinion polls show that the majority of Americans wish we were out of Iraq and that we think the war was a mistake, that our resolve has failed and we’re afraid? How can people so misjudge our country?

Yes the war is stupid and yes it sucks big time that our kids are dying over there (beyond big time, but that’s another discussion), but no, that does not mean we’re ready to forget and forgive this sorry piece of sh!t for killing 3,000 of our people.

Here’s his next big surprise – assuming he’s alive when Bushy leaves office, the next Administration is going to keep this “war on terrorism” up as well. Whether it’s a Democrat or Republican in office, NOBODY is going to let this guy rest until he’s dead. He should have gotten that message loud and clear when we re-elected Bush even though we all know he’s a tard.

What an a$$.

I hate this guy. I can’t wait to see him “brought to justice.” If that has to happen at the hands of one or two of our soldiers, so be it.

You mess with the bull, you get the horns.

Sorry, Osama. ;-)
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Postby Redskins Win » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:14 pm

knapplc wrote:However, if the little pissant is still alive, what in the world makes him think we would bargain with him? Is he that misguided to think that, simply because a few opinion polls show that the majority of Americans wish we were out of Iraq and that we think the war was a mistake, that our resolve has failed and we’re afraid? How can people so misjudge our country?

Well Iraq and Afghanistan are 2 different situations let alone different places. so while we may leave Iraq Afghan will still occupied at least while the search for this terroist bastage and his camps are still operating.

BTW staying in Iraq is good in my opinion due to the fact that Iran is trying to develop nukes. Staying in Iraq allows US to keep a close eye on the situation.

BTW2, I do think the whole war on iraq was mishandled and we were lied to in the first place. But we're there now so keep kicking butt killing terroist and get ready to pounce on Iran.
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Postby dream_017 » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:16 pm

knapplc wrote:Sorry, Osama. ;-)


Best part!! ;-D
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Postby HskrPwr13 » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:16 pm

We dont negotiate with terrorists!
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Postby mutantseabass » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:16 pm

This whole thing is really turning into a joke. Bush never went after Bin Laden who supposedly killed innocent americans. In the post 911 speaches Bush gave he said we were in a different kind of war, chasing a group of people and then put all his and the militarys focus on attacking Iraq. Something stinks and the american people deserve answers. By the way Bin laden will die of his kidney disease long before we ever get him.
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Postby WickedSmaat » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:17 pm

"We are a nation that will not stab people in the back. We would like to rebuild Iraq and Afghanistan. There is nothing wrong in this approach. We are aware that the warmongers are against this option,"


Isn't he one of the warmongers? I really don't think the "voice" is looking for a truce that will end this forever, but a "long term" truce for them to rebuild and grow stronger. That's how I think it goes with this article. If the tape was done by Osama, I highly doubt that anyone in the nation would believe he truely wants a truce.
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Postby Sixxgunn » Thu Jan 19, 2006 1:41 pm

I'll offer him a truce. Surrender and allow yourself to be publicly killed on TV in the most humiliating way possible (maybe being tortured by U.S. strippers? We all know thse guys don't like naked women.) while repeating over and over "I am a moron. I never should have poked a sleeping bear, and this is the punishment I deserve." Then, and ONLY then will we call off the dogs. Sleep well, scuz.
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Postby Santacruzer » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:23 pm

mutantseabass wrote:This whole thing is really turning into a joke. Bush never went after Bin Laden who supposedly killed innocent americans. In the post 911 speaches Bush gave he said we were in a different kind of war, chasing a group of people and then put all his and the militarys focus on attacking Iraq. Something stinks and the american people deserve answers. By the way Bin laden will die of his kidney disease long before we ever get him.

Exactly. Well said, MSB.
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Postby PACKman1144 » Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:47 pm

Sixxgunn wrote:I'll offer him a truce. Surrender and allow yourself to be publicly killed on TV in the most humiliating way possible (maybe being tortured by U.S. strippers? We all know thse guys don't like naked women.) while repeating over and over "I am a moron. I never should have poked a sleeping bear, and this is the punishment I deserve." Then, and ONLY then will we call off the dogs. Sleep well, scuz.


Amen. Light him on fire. Let him burn, slowly. Then crucify him, that'll hurt like a bitch. Give the scum what he deserves.
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Postby knapplc » Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:50 pm

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Sixxgunn wrote:I'll offer him a truce. Surrender and allow yourself to be publicly killed on TV in the most humiliating way possible (maybe being tortured by U.S. strippers? We all know thse guys don't like naked women.) while repeating over and over "I am a moron. I never should have poked a sleeping bear, and this is the punishment I deserve." Then, and ONLY then will we call off the dogs. Sleep well, scuz.


Amen. Light him on fire. Let him burn, slowly. Then crucify him, that'll hurt like a bitch. Give the scum what he deserves.

As long as it lasts a few days and is televised. That's all I ask.

And we'll give al-Jazeera a spot right in the front row so they can get a real good picture. ;-)
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