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Postby TheRawDAWG » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:06 pm

Who's on First
>
> For the 21st Century
>
>
> George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
>
> Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
>
> George: Great. Lay it on me.
>
> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
>
> George: That's what I want to know.
>
> Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
>
> George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
>
> Condi: Yes.
>
> George: I mean the fellow's name.
>
> Condi: Hu.
>
> George: The guy in China.
>
> Condi: Hu.
>
> George: The new leader of China.
>
> Condi: Hu.
>
> George: The main man in China!
>
> Condi: Hu is leading China.
>
> George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
>
> Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
>
> George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
>
> Condi: That's the man's name.
>
> George: That's who's name?
>
> Condi: Yes.
>
> George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader
> of China?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the
> Middle East.
>
> Condi: That's correct.
>
> George: Then who is in China?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir is in China?
>
> Condi: No, sir.
>
> George: Then who is?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir?
>
> Condi: No, sir.
>
> George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
>
> Condi: Kofi?
>
> George: No, thanks.
>
> Condi: You want Kofi?
>
> George: No.
>
> Condi: You don't want Kofi.
>
> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
> And then get me the U.N.
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
>
> Condi: Kofi?
>
> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
>
> Condi: And call who?
>
> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
>
> Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
>
> George: Will you stay out of China?!
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> U.N.
>
> Condi: Kofi.
>
> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone
So they weren't the best...and may have ended the worst. SO WHAT!
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Postby HskrPwr13 » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:27 pm

I like it! ;-D
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Postby Vikes Rule 88 » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:35 pm

Good one ;-D
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Postby no1cowboysfan » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:49 pm

I've heard so many versions of the Dubya "who's on first" etc. my head could spin. This one isn't bad though.
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Postby WickedSmaat » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:56 pm

Maybe it would have been better if it was an audio and they had someone impersonataing him.
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Postby terpfan » Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:25 pm

Funny, but my head started spinning after a while. :-°
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Postby mutantseabass » Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:29 pm

LOL....that was good, the sad thing is this more then likely happened!
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Postby dream_017 » Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:28 am

Very funny. ;-D

Best line:
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
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