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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:17 am

I can't stand Tom Cruise, so this absolutely kills me. :-D

Tom Cruise has reportedly stopped an episode of South Park that mocks him from being aired in Britain. The show, in which Nicole Kidman and Cruise's fellow Scientologist John Travolta are depicted attempting to coax an animated version of the actor out of a closet caused controversy when broadcast in the US. The cartoon Kidman tells Cruise, "Don't you think this has gone on long enough? It's time for you to come out of the closet. You're not fooling anyone." - referring to allegations about Cruise's sexuality. According to TheRegister.co.uk, Paramount has agreed not to show the episode again, after Cruise complained. A source tells the site, "Tom is famously very litigious and will go to great lengths to protect his reputation. Tom was said not to like the episode and Paramount just didn't dare risk showing it again. It's a shame that UK audiences will never see it because it's very funny."
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Postby Teck » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:20 am

God.. That was such a great episode, one of the funnier one's I have seen recentally. With R.Kelly.... "AND THEN I PULLED OUT MY GUN"
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Re: Tom Cruise South Park Episode Banned?

Postby knapplc » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:26 am

Dr. Duran Duran wrote:I can't stand Tom Cruise, so this absolutely kills me. :-D

Tom Cruise has reportedly stopped an episode of South Park that mocks him from being aired in Britain. The show, in which Nicole Kidman and Cruise's fellow Scientologist John Travolta are depicted attempting to coax an animated version of the actor out of a closet caused controversy when broadcast in the US. The cartoon Kidman tells Cruise, "Don't you think this has gone on long enough? It's time for you to come out of the closet. You're not fooling anyone." - referring to allegations about Cruise's sexuality. According to TheRegister.co.uk, Paramount has agreed not to show the episode again, after Cruise complained. A source tells the site, "Tom is famously very litigious and will go to great lengths to protect his reputation. Tom was said not to like the episode and Paramount just didn't dare risk showing it again. It's a shame that UK audiences will never see it because it's very funny."

Any man who would dump Nicole Kidman like that - there has to be some questions about his "motivation."

Besides that, he's just a pompous ass. He's another one I can't stand.
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Postby Atog » Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:01 am

That was a very funny episode.
But seriously, Tom. Nobody is fooled.
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Re: Tom Cruise South Park Episode Banned?

Postby Redskins Win » Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:05 am

knapplc wrote:Any man who would dump Nicole Kidman like that - there has to be some questions about his "motivation."

Besides that, he's just a pompous ass. He's another one I can't stand.


Nichole kidman is a DOGGGGGG. And, she's just seething with bitchyness.

I didnt see that episode or rather recall seeing it. Is it gone forever?
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Re: Tom Cruise South Park Episode Banned?

Postby Atog » Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:08 am

Redskins Win wrote:
knapplc wrote:Any man who would dump Nicole Kidman like that - there has to be some questions about his "motivation."

Besides that, he's just a pompous ass. He's another one I can't stand.


Nichole kidman is a DOGGGGGG. And, she's just seething with bitchyness.

I didnt see that episode or rather recall seeing it. Is it gone forever?


Probably only in the UK. It's been aired already multiple times in the US and I'd guess that Comedy Central would be less likely to give in in the US.
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Re: Tom Cruise South Park Episode Banned?

Postby knapplc » Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:18 am

Redskins Win wrote:
knapplc wrote:Any man who would dump Nicole Kidman like that - there has to be some questions about his "motivation."

Besides that, he's just a pompous ass. He's another one I can't stand.


Nichole kidman is a DOGGGGGG. And, she's just seething with bitchyness.

I didnt see that episode or rather recall seeing it. Is it gone forever?

You are HIGH!!! I will disagree with your assessment of Kidman 100%, thanks.

I can't remember who said it here in the Cafe, but to quote someone, "I'd wax that 'till it shines."

I think she's smokin' hot.
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Re: Tom Cruise South Park Episode Banned?

Postby BrutallyHuge » Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:43 am

knapplc wrote:
Redskins Win wrote:
knapplc wrote:Any man who would dump Nicole Kidman like that - there has to be some questions about his "motivation."

Besides that, he's just a pompous ass. He's another one I can't stand.


Nichole kidman is a DOGGGGGG. And, she's just seething with bitchyness.

I didnt see that episode or rather recall seeing it. Is it gone forever?

You are HIGH!!! I will disagree with your assessment of Kidman 100%, thanks.

I can't remember who said it here in the Cafe, but to quote someone, "I'd wax that 'till it shines."

I think she's smokin' hot.


She's hot, but I'd rather rail Cruz, Vergara, and then Holmes than be stuck railing Kidman for the rest of my life.
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Re: Tom Cruise South Park Episode Banned?

Postby Redskins Win » Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:50 am

knapplc wrote:
Redskins Win wrote:
knapplc wrote:Any man who would dump Nicole Kidman like that - there has to be some questions about his "motivation."

Besides that, he's just a pompous ass. He's another one I can't stand.


Nichole kidman is a DOGGGGGG. And, she's just seething with bitchyness.

I didnt see that episode or rather recall seeing it. Is it gone forever?

You are HIGH!!! I will disagree with your assessment of Kidman 100%, thanks.

I can't remember who said it here in the Cafe, but to quote someone, "I'd wax that 'till it shines."

I think she's smokin' hot.


Somkin Hot? you're smokin some thing, proably corn silk Nebraskas fiinest.
ok so I'd hit too and be proud of it. But still I don't think she's all that.
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Re: Tom Cruise South Park Episode Banned?

Postby knapplc » Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:02 am

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Somkin Hot? you're smokin some thing, proably corn silk Nebraskas fiinest.
ok so I'd hit too and be proud of it. But still I don't think she's all that.

Nebraska's finest isn't all that fine when it comes to smoking - it's all ditch weed here, except for the stuff they grow on the Nebraska Ag Campus. That stuff will light you up.

My interest for Ms. Kidman stems from the fact that I'm a Legs and A$$ man. I assume you saw Eyes Wide Shut - those scenes were awesome, IMO.
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