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Postby Alkaholik » Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:48 pm

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knapplc wrote:Off topic - were the first two posts of this thread the first time in Cafe history that we had back-to-back posts by females? Maybe interesting only to me, but worthy of note...


Go ahead, research it and let us know...we'll be at the bar :-b



Ouch...i'll drink to that
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Postby josebach » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:02 pm

"I'll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken." :-b
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Postby UTLonghorns » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:17 pm

josebach wrote:"I'll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken." :-b



Haha lol..


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Postby Siouxsie » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:32 pm

josebach wrote:"I'll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken." :-b



"Is that what you really want?"

"No, no. I'll have the deluxe hot dog."

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Postby Nilmerf » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:49 pm

"Look, I'm sleeping on the keyboard and it says zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz on the screen like I'm sleeping!"

Randy is the best.
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Postby The_Dude » Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:13 pm

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Postby awwchrist » Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:17 pm

Randy: But Catalina, winning this car for Joy is my Christmas present to Earl. This is for family - at Christmas. You know - Feliz Naviblah.

Catalina: [shaking her head side-to-side] That means nothing.

Randy: To you, maybe. But to an American it means Christmas in Mexican.
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Postby The_Dude » Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:34 pm

awwchrist wrote:Randy: But Catalina, winning this car for Joy is my Christmas present to Earl. This is for family - at Christmas. You know - Feliz Naviblah.

Catalina: [shaking her head side-to-side] That means nothing.

Randy: To you, maybe. But to an American it means Christmas in Mexican.


Being dead is definitely worse than being alive. When you're dead you can't do all the cool stuff you can do when you're alive. You and I, we can do all kinds of cool stuff cuz we're living, we're not dead, we're alive. If we were dead we wouldn't be able to do all the cool stuff we can do, becuz we're alive. Dead people can't do cool stuff. Only people that are alive can do cool stuff, cuz they're living, and you have to be living to be able to do cool stuff. You have to be alive. Yeah, 'cept when you're alive sometimes bad stuff happens too. Like sometimes you can get into a car wreck, or you can have a headache or twist your ankle or even stub your big toe... So being alive is kinda hard too, but I think it's definitely better than being dead....


Earl: How was your first day of school?
Randy: Great! I really enjoyed science class. Did you know that before we were humans we were monkeys?
Earl: Really? What were we before monkeys?
Randy: I don't know. I can't even remember being a monkey.




Catalina: What is a county fair?
Randy: It's like Disneyland for poor people.
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Postby Gunslinger » Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:48 pm

awwchrist wrote:Randy: But Catalina, winning this car for Joy is my Christmas present to Earl. This is for family - at Christmas. You know - Feliz Naviblah.

Catalina: [shaking her head side-to-side] That means nothing.

Randy: To you, maybe. But to an American it means Christmas in Mexican.


Probably the best line of the show so far. ;-D
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Postby footballchick23 » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:27 pm

The_Dude wrote:On a related note, I've never had HBO (because I'm cheap), but I love to go back and watch the shows on Netflix. The wife and I are on Season 3 of Six Feet Under right now, and I was so excited when Dwight K. Schrute showed up as a new character. Rainn Wilson is my new hero.


His character is great on that series...you're in for some, um, interesting stuff in Season 3. I can see you liking that show Dude...that "intellectual humor" stuff! I wish the show was still on...we were glued to the TV on Sundays during the last season1
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