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Postby knapplc » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:37 am

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ANSWER - not one damned thing. ;-D

I was never that attracted to Ms. Johansen, but then again I never noticed how "perky" she was.

Does anyone know - are those factory originals?
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Postby Mercer Boy » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:39 am

It's probably a factory original Wonder Bra Dress. ;-D

Everyone says she's really hot, and I'm not saying she isn't...but I just don't get as much satisfaction seeing a hot blond and a hot brunette. :-°
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Postby Redskins Win » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:58 am

This just doesn't look right to me, almost like it's one of those big boob holloween costumes.
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The way her skin is pulled, seems like these are agumented in some way.

But hey she's still a hottie.
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Postby knapplc » Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:06 pm

Redskins Win wrote:This just doesn't look right to me, almost like it's one of those big boob holloween costumes.

The way her skin is pulled, seems like these are agumented in some way.

But hey she's still a hottie.

That's not her skin that you've highlighted. That's an undergarment.

Wonderbra or augmented, these are still some nice Golden Globes.
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Postby tcpain » Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:09 pm

I didn't realize she actually had that big of a bust!! She is hot either way!!
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Postby moonhead » Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:30 pm

yeah. those are real. her mom was pissed about the dress and made comments to E! or something about how she shouldn't be falling out of her dress. I kicked her mom in the mouth about that time...but there is a video clip of one of the red carpet guys fondling her breasts becase he wanted to know how they were staying up like that...i'll see if i can find it and post it.


EDIT: Here is the link. I would advise turning off the sound, unless you really like seacrest and his commentary about how this isn't fair.

scarlett getting felt up
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Postby WickedSmaat » Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:54 pm

She's really arching her back, it might be too top heavy for her :-b
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Postby Redskins Win » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:25 pm

moonhead wrote:yeah. those are real. her mom was pissed about the dress and made comments to E! or something about how she shouldn't be falling out of her dress. I kicked her mom in the mouth about that time...but there is a video clip of one of the red carpet guys fondling her breasts becase he wanted to know how they were staying up like that...i'll see if i can find it and post it.


EDIT: Here is the link. I would advise turning off the sound, unless you really like seacrest and his commentary about how this isn't fair.

scarlett getting felt up


I can't tell if the dude is gettin his groove on or someone in red, then again I didn't have the sound on so maybe the secret is in the all mighty seacrests commentary.
But, who ever it was I'm jealous.
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Postby 1crzydmnd » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:26 pm

Sweet mamma mia! I knew she had large....tracts of land...but mercy!
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Postby knapplc » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:27 pm

All I can say is, having the ability to randomly grope hot women's breasts is amazing. Not worth batting for the other team, but worthy of some real jealousy. :-b
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